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@debshodge Definition of @Conservatives A Tory fisherman caught a magic Rainbow Trout. The Trout said “please don’t kill me, make a wish and I’ll give you anything you want & I’ll give someone more unfortunate than you double what you ask for” The Tory said “poke one of my eyes out”

@RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch They’re all on the same side.

Orban now backed by Trump, Vance, Putin and Netanyahu.

@subcoolture @FACT290 And Jez

@piersmorgan Sitting ducks. They won’t be able to defend them.

The very thing Donald Trump campaigned against doing.

@Scaramucci How do they run the AI data centres with expensive energy. Plus the finance they’ve been borrowing. Bye bye AI.. We are about to find out it’s a hoax supported by hot air and leverage.

The fallout from Iran war will likely force the Fed to now aggressively raise rates, when before the war it was on a path to aggressively cut rates. 4d chess

@middleagedbrum @HLInvest Yeah probably knowing this bunch.

@GstarFreedom @HLInvest Increasing fees.....

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@ShashD @HLInvest I read ii has been the biggest benefiter from the HL price increases. HL will lose even more customers after today.

@GstarFreedom @HLInvest Waiting for the new JPM retail offering to be launched before deciding. HL is no longer the only game in town but before moving to other platforms one needs to see if all international investment, fund and other options are available in the same way. ii also has a new platform.

Hargreaves Lansdown @HLInvest #HLinvest ISA Price Increase £45 to £150 GIA Price Increase £0 to £150 Why should HL care? They don’t, they know the only customers they have left are the very loyal ones who can’t be arsed to move platform

@unusual_whales Shame America doesn’t have a responsible government to legislate against this. WTF do people do without income?

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos is reportedly in talks to raise $100B for a new fund aimed at acquiring manufacturing firms and automating them with AI, per WSJ.

@txgermanbre @illnevercallitx It’s the NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANISATION - a defensive alliance - not the MIDDLE EAST CLUSTERFUCK HELP HOTLINE.

@DeborahMeaden It’s a trick, he’s on Putin’s side. He’s doing it for Iran to attack European ships to weaken Europe’s navies. The whole war is to increase oil prices to benefit Putin and give US excuse to not supply weapons to Ukraine. Thankfully Europe saw the trickery.

I have so little trust in the man I could see him dragging others in and then pull out based on the fact they don’t need the oil and have done their bit….

@JoJoFromJerz Illegal War. Congress should act.

Joe Kent’s resignation letter confirms what we already knew to be true — there was no imminent threat from Iran. There was no national security threat to our country. Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, etc… are lying to the American people. And to the world.

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @missb62 More concerning is the other two laughing.

@atrupar @missb62 Donald Trump is a fucking sociopath.

TRUMP: We had one man who was very ill. It looked like he wasn't going to make it. Should I mention his name? Do you want to mention it? MIKE JOHNSON: Rep. Neal Dunn of Florida had some real health challenges TRUMP: His diagnosis was he would be dead by June JOHNSON: Okay, that wasn't public. *audience groans* It was grim. That's what I was going to say.

@JoJoFromJerz @KnittyMcPretty @PressSec @SeanParnellUSA We’re all too stupid to understand. You can’t apply simple logic. It’s some kind of 3D Chess genius Trump thing that only MAGA understand.

@PressSec @SeanParnellUSA If they have been “decimated” why do we need other countries to come in and help us?

@MeidasTouch @aunty_shirley If Iran has been 'beaten' and ‘decimated’, why do we need to battle Iran to open the straight 🧐🧐🧐

He is begging like a dog, one might say. This war and Trump’s alienation of our allies may go down as among the greatest foreign policy failures of any presidency in history.

@theliamnissan It’s just some kind of Trump genius joke that we’re all too studied to understand.. Why would we need to battle to open the strait? Trump said today Iran has been 'beaten' and “obliterated” …..

Trump is now publicly inviting every nation that buys oil through the Strait of Hormuz to join us in battle to reopen it, including our enemies in Beijing. This is some very fucked up, weak ass leadership folks

@Daractenus @KnittyMcPretty Why do we need to fight to open it, if this genius has “obliterated” Iran 🧐

Not even two months since he last wanted to annex Danish territory and claimed European soldiers “stayed a little back” while dying in America’s last two wars, Donald Trump now asks Europeans to come fight to reopen the strait his war, the one he claims he won, has closed.

@lewis_goodall @Hepworthclare Put it in your Channel 4 documentary. Segment: “All the times Starmer got it right, despite the right wing agenda telling everyone he was wrong because they want a Farage government”

Telling how confident Starmer now feels in owning his Iran decision. His best outing against Badenoch at PMQs in months. KB is not alone in shifting her position. Many of those in the press and politics demanding war and condemning Starmer loudest have been much quieter since the inevitable chaos began.

@lewis_goodall @Channel4 Hope you spend 80% of the documentary focusing on the negative media campaign against him and how everything is spun to suit the promotion of the Farage agenda.

Thrilled to be working with @Channel4 on a new documentary on Keir Starmer's govt. It'll examine how he became the most unpopular PM on record and how the seeds of the unpopularity were sown long ago. And whether he can recover. Out end of March! channel4.com/press/news/cha…

@lewis_goodall @Channel4 And tomorrow Lewis is off to Buxton to promote a Farage petrol station.