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Do you like free audio books? Of course you do: At Guardbro's Field Desk, we have hours upon hours of free audio books that can help your day pass long, all written by an Army veteran, voiced by people from all over the world, and backed by actual readers who enjoy the work. We have American Isekai (first book still being redone): youtu.be/D7H7IBxKXcg?si… Which also has a tie-in TTRPG We have Horror: youtube.com/playlist?list=… And we have some scifi: youtube.com/playlist?list=… They aint perfect, and we may not be in Barnes and Nobles, but god damn it we are in it for the game and to take you guys on an adventure. #FreeAudiobooks #audiobookrecommendations #fantasyart #DnD #scifi #humanityfuckyeah

ko-fi.com/s/a1eb9d7b24 My Player Manual's 2nd Edition is now in soft launch. There will likely be erratas, but its mine, and no AI was used in the making of it. The Veil Rider TTRPG now enters its second phase with more art, more gear, more items, and more polish. I hope you can have fun with it as I prep the Game Master Manual.

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@y1li9 That is a horse.

بقرة بهالحجم… ومع ذلك أول ما تدخل الجهاز، خلال ثواني معدودة ينشال شعرها بالكامل كأنه ما كان.

Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax." Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?" Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely." Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke." Activist: "But the land's worth millions." Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm." Activist: "So sell a corner of it." Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way." Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it." Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill." Activist: "It's still an asset." Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."

Nice

Now redoing the first Emily Bronze novel youtu.be/QjYiMy7Mzek

@BrentArnol3017 publisher/agents

@GuardTm Where is this garbage coming from? Is it on VA profiles, or publisher accounts?

This is rather interesting sake

Good enough to have multiple people try and steal my shit, but not good enough to get published. This a level of hell I didn't know existed.

@PaddyohCakes I believe you can, yes

@GuardTm Can we help report it or something?

Well, looks like one of my books has been stolen again

Going though my first Emily Bronze book, and my early writing got me looking at the screen like

>How you stare at the screen, looking through all the games you own but your mood and energy is so torched that you find yourself not wanting to play any of them, despite wanting to relax and play a videogame

@LillianneMoo Whats in the choccy chip bag

うますぎるんご

Doing the math on data I've been collecting for the last year, 82% of women just want to have a fling and not have a relationship, or desire some kind of "situationship". The 18% who want a relationship want a build-a-bastard that they can mold into some bill-paying cuck to fund their lifestyle, which of the 18%, 3% get the "ick" if you aren't making 100k+ a year. We're cooked dude.

Nothing is funnier than telling Satanists they are just another branch of Christianity. Right or wrong, it's always a hoot.

@KalashAnon Working on it

@GuardTm Any chance of getting it axed from the theft site?

Hell yeah

@planefag Like, mountain towns kinda vibe, or ruined city parts

@GuardTm I can take photos and put a filter over them. how dystopian do you want? I'm in driving distance of detr- FUCK someone else made that joke already DAMMIT

Looking for a background/scenic artist who can draw dystopian towns and such.