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@climatepaige This could be fun

I want to give all my mutuals MetGala looks. Comment with a photo if you’d like one!! (Or I’ll just use your profile pic)

The #Yankees really should play John's signature "Theeeeee Yankeess Wiiiin" call after every win at the Stadium from now on.......seems right.

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

@ryanspalding Its not even close

Raw carrots are 10X better than cooked

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge

@InsiderWire @TheLobbyistGuy New jersey aka new delhi, noooooooo wayyyyyy

@climatepaige This is our year

if you are in Austin & you’d like a Fanatics Knicks jersey and matching playmaker mug, let me know!! 🤍🤍

@BowTiedKong God bless fren

Gm Happy heavenly birthday to M (son’s mother/former fiancee) A few fun stories about us: - we met on Hinge when I was across the country for military training , she happened to be living nearby at the time. She told me she had 250 matches, rarely looked. Her phone vibrated when she was stuck in traffic, saw me, thought I was attractive, went to same college, we went from there. Knowing what I know now, she probably did have 250. God had a plan - our first date was at a Chili’s. I had 24 hours to get to another base so we met an hour outside of where I had to go/close to her. She was an hour late and I almost had to just go. She showed up with a camo American flag as a welcome present, said ‘Merica, then started making out with me. She denied this, but she was the aggressor. I was ok with it - I found out she was pregnant at 6 am on a random week day. I got out of the gym and she sent a long text breaking up with me. I called her, said what is your problem. She goes im pregnant! I said no you are not. A Few hours later, she sent me a picture of six positive pregnancy tests - I was getting promoted to Captain a few months after Little Boy Kong was born. We decided the road trip wasn’t worth it. A few minutes before the ceremony, she texted me a picture of our son wearing a bow tie, sitting next to the Army teddy bear I got him. He was holding a sign that said “proud of you, Daddy!” We lived a lifetime in those 4.5 years. I miss her every day Love you M

@ccmembersonly Save everyone the theatrics we want a good ol bar fight

@Micci_Doo @Tharrison1840 100%

@Tharrison1840 I love fellow Pisces, we’re so sweet n cute

star shit RANKED 1. Pisces 2. Leo 3. Aries 4. Sagittarius 5. Aquarius 6. Libra 7. Virgo 8. Cancer 9. Scorpio 10. Capricorn 11. Taurus 12. Gemini this ranking (based on sun sign) is 100% accurate, 100% of the time

@leadlagreport Im tired of this grandpa

Get up. They need you. It’s the 10th round. 2 more to go.

@closingleads Im interested dm me cant dm you

@jackieisalive Another was 81st floor of second tower. When on clean up crew, the fdny family member found his brothers desk in the debris

@jackieisalive Incredible. A family member of mine was not at ground zero for 2nd tower bc his driver had to pee. They were still in the tunnel.

People say men aren’t sentimental but I’m helping my dad (79) clean out his desk and he saved his FDNY calendar from 9/11🥺. My dad’s life is a massive testament to “rejection is protection”. He was meant to be promoted to Chief in August 01, would have been stationed in downtown manhattan and would have been in those towers when they went down. But a group of guys cheated on the test and the FDNY had to reissue it, pushing his promotion back. So on 9/11 ~ he was still a captain in Queens.

A couple is only truly considered eugenic if they could be mistaken for siblings

@DissidentLogan @judgementdaze Uno reverse research russias role in the war as well as who sent the second and third top generals of confed

@judgementdaze First time? That’s a 2013 redpill nigga

The Confederacy being the good guys is the hardest red pill to swallow.

@DukeHerndon 100% pure microbiome

Average manager of a Hollister store in 2005

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

@589CTO Comex banking code for manipulating previous metal prices

Why has 589 never died as a narrative?

@cryptocoininv @589CTO @Tangem @XrpArthur I see the 589 plates everywhere such a tease

@Tangem @XrpArthur On the rental car. What are the chances?

a little birdie told me that XRP is raising standards in Vegas. literally. can someone from the XRP army confirm or deny the status on 589?