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Introducing the #U18PL Player of the Season 🥁 Congratulations to @ManUtd’s young star, JJ Gabriel 👏

How many fouls will Hume be allowed to make before he's booked.

Mon Reds’ Typical small game performance from Untied here.

@AndyMitten @Defballmeister Liebherr Like.

Welcome to Sunderland. Famous for once being the world’s biggest shipbuilding centre. And ball progression.

Mount & Mainoo aren’t a thing in midfield. Midfield needs big work in the summer. 3 x Lads

I voted for Bruno Fernandes as he was the best player in the league this season.

Goalscorer. Assist provider. Award winner. Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

@piersmorgan Rice lost out because he is a cry baby. And a snake.

Ridiculous.

@piersmorgan Shut yer hole, pie head.

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is named the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🏆

@FabrizioRomano A f*cking let down

💔🤍👋🏼 Antoine Griezmann has played his last Champions League game ever in Atlético Madrid shirt. Legend of the game. ⭐️🇫🇷

@FabrizioRomano Shut the F*ck up you rocket. Got skooled by that Lego head Arteta and Rice boy.

🚨 Diego Simeone: “We did compete at incredible level against a team with way stronger financial power than us. Thanks to everyone”. “We need to accept and thank these players for what they did”.

@FabrizioRomano @SeanJHayes Crying soon. Remember to take the rough with the smooth.

🚨 Declan Rice: “It is chaos in the dressing room! I don't think you can underestimate what we have done in this competition up to this point…”. “The most prestigious competition in club football. We are just trying to soak it all in”.

Listen, Listen, Listen, there is not a hope in hell that construction (or pre construction) will start at any site relating to the new stadium by 2027 Follow me for more absolutely earth shattering confirmations

@IanWright0 He; in a dressing gown in the sauna?

@RustyBComedian Degenerates. North London Brigade

Mad how a team’s on the brink of history, heading to a UCL final and a load of lads in the crowd think, “Yea I’ll take me shirt off, this’ll look class.”

@LBLFC_ Taking B*llox

Coutinho in his prime was 10x the player Bruno Fernandes is.

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice He’s a f*ckin rat 😆

What a player.. 🔥 What a performance. 🔥 I love @_DeclanRice so much. Just a magnificent warrior.

@granTurism01 Sounds like he is back on the glue

🚨Paul Merson tips a potential Arsenal double win as the greatest achievement in British football history. 🗣️“I’ll tell you something, if Arsenal manage to win the Premier League and Champions League this month, it’ll be the greatest achievement we’ve witnessed in British football history, I genuinely believe so. “I think it will be a better achievement than City’s centurions, better than United’s treble winning season as well as City’s. None will come close really” “Winning both competitions after such a barren spell will be an extraordinary feat. No team has done that before, absolutely no one!”

@talkSPORT Do we f*ck Lego headed c*nt

Arsenal reach their first Champions League FINAL since 2006! ✅ Do YOU think the Gunners will win the UCL trophy? 🤔🏆