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@RachelReevesMP Nice one, now take away the need for me to take a selfie every time I want to have a wank. Cheers.

The IMF upgrading its growth forecasts for the UK and backing our fiscal strategy is yet more proof that this Government has the right economic plan.

@David__Osland I want to know who will deliver the promise for me not to take a humiliating selfie every time I want to wank?

Brexiteers promised us 'cheaper food after Brexit'. It now costs £5 for a bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk, £8 for a jar of Nescafe and £12 for a bottle of olive oil.

@Dominos_UK No realistically and it’s very small possibility this Burnley game is the last chance for Arsenal to lose the titles. The Crystal Palace team put on the field will be a joke and Arsenal will steam roll them.

Arsenal to beat Burnley but drop points to Palace bookmark this

@nylawho1 I prefer belm, spastic, spazz or mong.

Do British people still say “thick” like as in dumb or

bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you

@esjesjesj Yeah it’s mad that he thinks a cartoon is real

One of the funniest things about this is Elon is just so aggressively dumb that he is sure Homer was a real guy

@FPLFella Most top artist don’t need Eurovision or the exposure it gives. They would have to create an original song just for the show that may not win, when he is already selling out stadiums makes no sense.

Why don't we send someone popular like Harry Styles to Eurovision like Australia did with Delta Goodrum? The LGBTQ+ community love him and we'd actually have a chance of winning.

@GALSALAMAN @Classaolly20

@Classaolly20 Meanwhile all your sisters getting on the bag and getting fingered in a rave. Gorgers 🙄🙄

Tysons daughter walked down the aisle to biggie smalls, the pikeyest of all pikey weddings

@sophiesnazz @tom_banx The T90s are class to be fair, no shame to be had in them

@tom_banx I was going to the airport lad not that deep

Genuinely, how have we ended up with birds going out to events in Monaco in T90s

@lovingcmila It’s Britney bitch

which pop girl OWNED the blonde hair?

@Save_A_Man Never do this, you become hornier than you can handle, like once you do masturbate the post nut clarity will be the worst of all time like crying in disgust at what you watched.

What happens if a man doesn't masturbate for a whole month?

@rmurray1975 @Afc_daniels @CriminalCosta You could still add on the 5 games like the Scottish league

@Guineafish2 @Afc_daniels @CriminalCosta It means that every other team has already played Burnley twice, so Arsenal are still top despite having played more difficult teams than others

Refuse to watch Scottish football because the league system is so dumb. Hearts won the league fair and square weeks ago but let’s tack on some Yank bullshit at the end. Crap 👍

@Afc_daniels @CriminalCosta They play each other 3 times in the Scottish league before the split? Why does that matter?

@Guineafish2 @CriminalCosta Talking like every team doesn't play eachother twice in the Premier League.

@ByDonkeys Why is it always all or nothing? There are examples of valuable immigration and examples of awful immigration maybe instead of the all or nothing the awful side of immigration should be worked on and stopped without getting rid of valuable immigration.

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

@zatchfcb The cuts in that video are ridiculous, you can barely tell what’s going on or who it is

They think shouting Ratan Tata for 200 times is music ffs 🤦‍♂️

@Akademiks Get your tongue out of his ass, this album is garbage

IS IT JUST ME OR DIS ALBUM GETTING BETTER ON EVERY LISTEN! 🧊 🧊 🧊

@hanaamurakami Who’s she racial against? If it’s me then no

@Spotify @Drake All them people listening to pure ass

@cagiago_ This is a zesty tweet just like Drakes latest album

This new Drake album is strictly for guys who get hoes so if guys say they aren’t feeling this just know they’re hoeless