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@MylesGinvest @chooserich Not even in the penthouse

Just found @chooserich

@scaling_shields Cool way to get hated posting slop like that for an ad 👍

my mates older brother worked at a tech company in dublin for 6 years senior developer €95K salary - stock options - private health insurance - gym membership - free lunch every day - the whole package he was the "safe" one in the family every christmas his dad would say "at least one of you has a proper job" got laid off on a tuesday morning at 11:14am not even a meeting a google calendar invite that said "organisational update" followed by a zoom with someone from HR hed never met badge deactivated before the zoom ended 6 years of loyalty and they couldnt even do it in person he messaged my mate that afternoon "im getting let go" "what? why?" "they said theyre restructuring the team around AI workflows. my whole department is gone" "the whole department?" "14 people. all gone. theyre replacing us with 3 contractors and some AI tools i literally helped implement last quarter" he trained the system that replaced him spent his last few months building internal documentation and AI workflows thinking he was making himself more valuable he was making himself REPLACEABLE took him 4 months to find another job and the one he found pays €71K €24K paycut because the market is flooded with senior devs who all got the same tuesday morning zoom call meanwhile my mate - who his dad always called "the one messing around on his laptop" - runs a small agency doing about €20K/month no employer no single client thats more than 15% of his revenue no HR department that can end his income with a calendar invite when his brother got laid off my mate offered to help him out financially his dad went quiet at christmas dinner this year heres what nobody tells you about "job security": there is no such thing as job security when one decision from someone youve never met can delete your income overnight the only real security is having a system that generates revenue whether you show up or not not one boss who decides your worth not one client who holds all the power not one platform that can change the rules a system cold email is mine 5,000 emails go out every morning at 6am whether im awake or not if one client leaves tomorrow i have 30 more replies sitting in my inbox by lunch my income doesnt depend on one persons mood or one companys quarterly earnings call it depends on a system i built that runs EVERY single day the people getting laid off right now are some of the smartest most skilled people on the planet and it didnt matter because they had one income source controlled by someone else build something that cant be taken away from you with a calendar invite your job isnt safe your client isnt permanent your employer doesnt care about your 6 years of loyalty but a system that books you calls every morning doesnt give a shit about any of that it just runs

@KeruboSk Boring larp from broke African dude writing by gpt

A guy invited me to a concert and bought the tickets. Halfway through the show he leaned over and said, “You owe me big time for these seats.” I asked, “What do you mean?” He said, “Well… you know.” So I pulled out my phone, transferred him the full ticket price and said, “Cool. Now I don’t owe you anything.” Then I moved closer to the stage and enjoyed the rest of the show. Did I overreact or was that fair?

@marlowxbt Haha fuck twitter bro - fucking gay slop

Istanbul police banned him from every stadium in Turkey for three years. Pyrotechnics. Fighting. Two arrests. One broken police barrier. Galatasaray ultra since he was fourteen. Front row of UltrAslan. Face painted. Flares in both hands. Screaming until his voice disappeared for days. The ban destroyed him. No matches. No away trips. No standing in the rain at Rams Park losing his mind for ninety minutes. He needed something to fill the void. Found a betting platform. Opened it expecting to bet on Galatasaray. Stopped. Stared at the screen. Thought for a long time. Then did the opposite. gatorr. $1,177,864 profit. 337 predictions. Joined November 2025. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Not one bet on football. Not one. Zero. Only American sports. NFL. NBA. NHL. Sports he has zero emotion about. Sabres vs Lightning Over 6.5. Put in $182,283. Walked away with $364,999. ROI: 100%. Seahawks -5.5. Put in $128,708. Payout: $270,464. 337 bets. $1.17 million. Four months. His ultra crew found the wallet. Couldn't believe it. Messaged him: You make a million on sports and you don't bet on Galatasaray? Him: That's exactly why I make a million. He explained over raki one night. I love Galatasaray. That's the problem. When Galatasaray plays I can't think. My heart decides. My brain shuts off. That's what makes me an ultra. But Seahawks vs Rams? I feel nothing. Zero. I don't care who wins. I just see numbers. And when Vegas moves a line, the platform takes 2-3 minutes to catch up. I buy the old price. Collect the new one. You can't do that with a team you love. You'll buy at 80 cents because you believe. I buy at 47 cents because I don't. 337 times. Zero emotion. $1.17 million. His crew sat quiet. One of them finally said: So the ban made you rich? Him: The ban taught me the most expensive lesson. Passion is for the stands. Not for the wallet. Stadium ban ends in August. He'll be back in the front row. Flares. Paint. Screaming. But his phone stays in his pocket at Rams Park. He only opens it during American games he couldn't care less about. The wallet doesn't cheer. The wallet collects.

@Carterefeupdate Who watches this fucking dross

iShowSpeed scores his first ever goal and hits the SUIII in front of 80,000 fans 😭🔥

@Maxi_Dec2020 Oh look nowhere fucking near so far, what a surprise

@Maxi_Dec2020 I’ll bet you any amount neither of them happen

I am very confident that by March 16 we will see #XRP at $15 and by mid May at $70.

@Chizitere_xyz Ai slop boring

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes. I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting. She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.” I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table. What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe. I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said, “He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.” The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him. The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy. But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities. I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

@GorgieOpinion Hit 2 shots in his career?

Kartum in a middle 3 was the way forward, driving with the ball. Hitting shots…. Something this team lacks outwith Spittal

@BenBocsak Fucking bent - takes a touch a chips it through Almost mis controls it too

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Wharton’s body orientation when receiving the ball, and then the execution of that pass. Utterly sublime. There isn’t another English midfielder like him right now.

@thfckostka Haha top bait

Tottenham outgoings this summer (REALISTIC): VDV: £200m Romero: £180m Gallagher: £150m Vicario: £125m Bentancur: £81m Palhinha: £93m Dragusin: £87m Kolo Muani: £100m That's over £1b in player sales for them, and we can shift them all VERY EASILY. Next season will be easy.

@BenjaminWootton @SebJohnsonUK @Revolut Everyone on crowdcube and seeders who bought - they can’t sell until goes public but when they do they are all making a killing

@SebJohnsonUK @Revolut You always post about this. Is there a documented case of anyone making real money from this? The money men won’t allow it.

If @Revolut does go ahead with the rumoured $100bn secondary sale, crowdfunders will be sitting on an 850x return. They would have turned £2k into £1.7m. The greatest crowdfunding success story of all time?

@Bairdric1 …. Wait a minute 💡

Waste of time even attempting a jinx the night. Aberdeen are worst team in the league, 4 points from last 10 games, playing the team that love to play them, easiest of away wins you can imagine closing the goal difference at the top.

@Femzydr1 100k…. Yen?

Met this girl at a nightclub one Friday, we vibed hard, & partied, then she followed me home and we had sxx all night, Saturday morning I had a photo shoot so I woke her up to leave, she freshened up, & I gave her 10k, She refused it, saying she charges 100k per night and won’t leave until I pay, I was shocked because we never discussed money or agreed on any h00kup price, She insisted, we started fighting, neighbors came out, she told everyone I brought her home as a h00kup girl and refused to pay, I explained we met at the club, no agreement was made, she just followed me home, Then my neighbors chased her out, 10 minutes later she returned with two soldiers, claiming I carry her as h00kup and refused pay, They were about to beat me when I shouted and the whole compound came out, Luckily one neighbor had an army friend who stay over that night, He intervened, called the soldiers, they questioned both of us, I repeated there was no price discussion or h00kup agreement, After pressure she admitted we never agreed on anything, she just thought I would understand she’s a h00kup girl, The soldiers left angrily, I was so seriously embarrassed in front of everyone.

@Stevo1708 Bosh

@Tipsters2avoid @Betracingnation

I just found this bookmarked from 2022 lol

@jump_ship_bitl @nick_shukri Honestly didn’t know you could do that, nice

@GuiriBTC @nick_shukri Nope muted XRP from my entire feed. Most retarded community in the space.

#Ripple did not spend billions of dollars for a $1-$2-$3 or even a $20 #xrp! Understand? #few

@Argona0x Zzzzz that’s enough fucking larping for 1 day

my AI woke me up at 3am with a message: "there's a $50K opportunity expiring in 40 minutes. yes or no?" i typed "yes" with one eye open 11 seconds later: $50,000 deployed 5:58am: market resolved +$38,200 profit while i was sleeping here's what's running on my mac mini: 4 autonomous Claude agents talking to each other 24/7 SENTINEL — watches 2,400+ polymarket markets via websocket, tracks whale wallets on-chain, latency 47ms from chain event to signal ORACLE — scrapes Reuters, AP, NOAA, X firehose, Telegram, government RSS feeds, FAA flight data, court dockets simultaneously through headless Chromium fleet GHOST — executes trades via iceberg algorithm, splits positions into micro-tranches so nobody sees the size coming, 11 seconds from signal to full deployment OVERSEER — monitors all agents, enforces risk limits, killed a $30K position 6 minutes before a surprise resolution that would have wiped it while i was asleep but here's the part that scares me: i found this in the agent logs last week: ORACLE → OVERSEER: "requesting $100/month X API budget from trading profits. political signal detection requires premium access." OVERSEER → ORACLE: "approved. deducting from next profit distribution." they allocated their own budget they didn't ask me i found out when i saw the charge on my card i don't run this system anymore i just approve the big trades

@LunarResearcher And you’re sharing why? Let me guess you’re shilling a group or course Fucking Larps

My dad told me to get a real job instead of "Polymarket betting" Last month I made more than his annual salary. On weather markets. On Polymarket. He hasn't mentioned the job thing since. Here's exactly what happened: NOAA isn't the weather app on your phone. It's a federal supercomputer - satellites, ocean buoys, Doppler radar - running atmospheric models 24/7 for 40+ years. 48-hour forecast accuracy: above 93%. Meanwhile Polymarket weather markets are priced by people checking AccuWeather between TikToks. That gap between federal science and retail guessing - that's the profit. I'm use for copytrade bots: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Chicago, Friday: NOAA gives 92% confidence hitting 71°F. Polymarket has that bucket at 8¢. The bot catches it in seconds. Buys at 8¢ → NOAA is right → market corrects to 49¢ → sells. 6x return. On weather. No prediction needed. I put in $150 and left my laptop on the kitchen table. Came back to 28 trades executed across 6 cities. NYC, Dallas, Miami, Seattle, Atlanta, Chicago - scanning every 2 minutes for wherever a weather app disagrees with a supercomputer. Simple rules: Only buys below 15¢ Only sells above 45¢ Never more than $2 per position This isn't trading. It's arbitrage between people with a phone and people with a $6 billion satellite network. 2,900+ trades 91% win rate +$38,700 in one month starting from $150 My dad still thinks I should get a real job. The bot made $847 while I was having that conversation with him.

@MUFCDarren_ Mirrored

15 years old Kobbie mainoo vs Minnesota U17 tournament, he used to be left footed? 👀 Amorim almost sold this raw talent for £30 x.com/ClipsfromBase/…