Guy Jones

This show is great! Right up my street but also enjoyed muchly by all those I was with. TWO MORE NIGHTS! ticketsource.co.uk/slt/cold-water…

@SLTheatre Saw this tonight. A brilliant SLT show. A charming, funny, poignant and thoroughly engrossing story, brought to life by a fabulous ensemble cast who each shone their own lights to paint a particularly loveable multi-coloured tableau. GET YOUR TICKETS!

OPENS TONIGHT - LINCK AND MÜLHAHN by Ruby Thomas. Directed by Jo Boniface. An inspiring retelling of a relationship that broke social boundaries. Photo credit Phil Gammon. southlondontheatre.co.uk #southlondontheatre #westnorwood #crystalpalace #brixton #communitytheatre

The irony of today’s global IT problem being caused by a “cybersecurity update” which was put in to ensure the exact opposite of this situation. Crowdstrike have basically done a me, when I wash a spoon under a running tap, taking care not to get splashed. #Crowdstrike

@ecstenders Genius attention to detail!

@rudemrlang @SiHunt1234 Child proof covers covering the three pin switched sockets in L’Hopital. Si très authentiquement francaise. 🥖 🇫🇷 🍷

Wonder if @BBCLondonNews are merrily still presenting their news to no one whilst the BBC is apparently inadvertently broadcasting SportsDay in the London area instead. News isn’t even on the old SD Ch1 either.

@raaleh I know it’s in the comments of every video but I need to be assured that it’s a parody account or to somehow ensure they’re obliterated from my FYP.

(angellboys voice) and then we delicately use the pipette to extract a perfect amount of liquid G and place it gently into our hand selected waters, before we promenade out of the toilet and back to the dance floor to see what delightful songs await us

I’m waiting @merseytart

I’ve done a plait! #Eurovision2023 #Czechia

@MrAlFox Definitely helps that it was scheduled close to the coronation this year. Feeding off a bit of patriotic national celebration pride vibe and momentum. (If not pushing it to the next level - charliecam were an adequate warm up.)

@GuyJonesLondon That’d make sense. And I’m glad they woke up to it. But I still can’t believe the sheer amount of programming, news coverage, promotion and overall resources. Imagine someone telling you this in the Electro Velvet year.

I’d love to know the story of what happened within the BBC to trigger their Eurovision 180°. Decades of bitterly resenting it, and now here we are with coverage and celebration way beyond what anyone could’ve expected.

@merseytart It’s no Euphoria but it’s euphoric and uplifting

@stevenperkins Followed immediately by a Dr Who trailer. I mean what were they thinking?

@LadyLemur Also, its queues! Shouldn't be asked to anyone brought up British.

There's also one about "do you struggle with taking turns or waiting in line", well, no, because again I've had several years of knowing that makes you a twat. Late ADHD diagnosis has come on leaps and bounds but it still needs to catch up with the fact that we're not all 9.

THIS. Also the adult ADHD test has the same questions as the kids one. "Do you often get up and move around/leave a room when you should be sitting still?" no, because it would be embarrassing and weird for a 40 yr old. And I'd be fired. But that doesn't mean I don't WANT to.

@TomMathias This one’s definitely my favourite, the shifty bastard!

@GuyJonesLondon Ding ding, you're not wrong.

Put your name in craiyon and see what you get

Do @JustEatUK ever deliver food, or do they just make TV adverts? Downloaded the app again after several disappointments, to give them another try, only to wait ages, until it told me my food was delivered. Don’t know where to. More fool me, eh?

@LeeBinding I know it so well that I was congratulated on live TV for saying it correctly, by John Craven.

i literally only know two phone numbers now: 999 and the Multi Colour Swapshop.

Come and see a show I directed. It’s very good. Okthanxbai