Harry Coffill

@ALPacaUrfudge @DrOz He prefers little blonde ones.

@DrOz Spicy virgins is all he likes.

Some folks made a big deal out of President Trump joking that diet soda is “healthy.” So yesterday on Air Force One, the President switched things up for us with a spicy virgin Bloody Mary—turns out the real recipe for good health might just be a sense of humor.

@DrOz A sense of humor? When will Donny Thin-skin be getting one?

@Acyn “Wow.” is not a compliment.

President Trump says he gave the Oval Office the Mar-a-Lago treatment. Trump: The Queen walked in and said, “wow!”

What’s up with Donald Trump’s chin?

@Alinavisooo Yes, they can carve his face into the backs of the public urinals.

🇺🇸 Should President Trump be honored alongside the four presidents on Mount Rushmore? 🗳️ Poll: A. Yes, absolutely B. No C. Maybe in the future D. No opinion

@ForgiatoBlow47 But do they have BALLROOMS?! Won’t somebody think of the BALLROOM?!

JOE BIDEN LIVES IN THE BIGGEST MANSION IN HIS STATE AND JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER MANSION IN DC BERNIE SANDERS HAS 4 HOUSES OBAMA JUST GOT HIS 3RD MANSION ALL OF THIS MONEY WAS MADE FROM THEM LECTURING YOU ON INCOME EQUALITY!

@ReaLPatriot2U @atensnut @SouthwestAir

@atensnut @SouthwestAir Thank you for posting this I've just canceled three flights that I had booked over the summer with Southwest airlines.

Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant, Michele Carpino, who is known for posting Anti-Trump garbage, decided to post “We need better assassins” after the WHCD failed attempt. I wouldn’t want to be on a @SouthwestAir flight with her…… would you?

@mattvanswol I’m so sorry you have to (checks notes) parent today. Must be a struggle for you.

Just so we are ALL CLEAR on what happened today... Educators and school administrators single-handedly CANCELLED SCHOOL for 700,000 North Carolina students... ...INCLUDING MY SON!!! To wave signs around in the street instead. The signs vary from: a) F**K ICE!!! b) Defeat Trump's Agenda c) Trump is a N*ZI d) ICE OUT!!! e) Protect trans kids f) Refuse fascism g) Stop bombing schools DO NOT TELL ME THIS WAS ABOUT KIDS. IT NEVER WAS. This was ADULTS using 700,000 children, INCLUDING MINE, as political leverage against a president they don't like. That is despicable. You know better... DO BETTER.

@Furiosa24 Did she cook the meal personally?

I read a lot of very nasty comments about America’s First Lady, Melania Trump. I mean, horrific insults. I’m not delving into that. Melania had a massive task organising the state visit, an historical occasion which had the global media waiting to pounce! (I saw a post criticising that a fork was too close to the plate!) However, they were left wanting! Melania and her team delivered an occasion she and the US can be extremely proud of. Every minute of the visit considered the kings interests, and I’m convinced the state dinner had a thoughtful approach to Charles’ dietary needs. It was beautifully healthy. The table setting was magnificent. Melania’s state dinner dress was perfect. For what it’s worth, that’s my twopence worth.

@RogerJStoneJr *you’re*

You never know what your going to find when walking down the beach....

@MikeBales It absolutely is. And that’s the epitome of conservative comedy. Mocking disabilities.

So if Jimmy Kimmel starts sniffling on air about his son’s life-threatening condition, is it fair game for another comedian to joke that he should be excited to finally turn the kid’s room into a man cave? After all, it’s just a joke.

@DaveBondyTV I think you need to get out more.

Just saw my first robot lawnmower. What do you think?

@RpsAgainstTrump Our lives would be easier if he’d never gotten involved in politics, too.

Lara Trump: “I wish people would appreciate how much easier Donald Trump’s life would’ve been if he'd never gotten involved in politics. He's the one President to leave the White House with less money than he went into it with”

@Joe98252575 @CBSNews

@CBSNews What makes Dems this nutty x.com/i/status/20502…

Preparations for the UFC's Freedom 250 card in June will start next week on the White House's South Lawn, President Trump announced Friday. He said a roughly 5,000-person arena will be built at the White House, and "they'll have 100,000 people down by the Ellipse with screens" to watch the fights, "and it's all free."

@CBSNews Blood and circuses. 🤡

@RogerJStoneJr Don’t you have Dicky Nixon tattooed on your ass? I mean—the placement is unquestionable…

Our non-partisan non-political Former FBI Director. What a sanctimonious self-righteous asshole

@SaltyGoat17 This is what got Rosanne fired.

It only took ABC 5 hours to fire Roseanne from her #1-rated prime time show just for sending one tweet that allegedly was a racial insult to Obama official Valerie Jarrett -- even though Roseanne apologized. GET JIMMY KIMMEL TF OFF THE AIR!!!

@RickSpeer lol. Did you even read the post you re-tweeted, bot?

Thank you for standing strong with us on this journey. Through your prayers, dedication, and action, we have put President Trump back into the White House. This victory belongs to all of us who believe in putting America First, I'd love for you to give me a follow 🇺🇸💪

@CherieCurrie3 This is what got Rosanne fired.

So it was Michelle Obama who got Roseanne Barr fired for saying something she didn’t like. The Lefts First Amendment argument regarding Kimmel is looking like a hypocritical joke.

@atensnut Donny Mulligan makes more paying himself to golf at Mar-A-Lago than he’d make in presidential salary. Melania’s husband bulldozed the East Wing, which housed the First Lady’s office and staff.

Huge UPGRADE! Huge!!