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Golden rule of comedy: If you dedicate your career to mockery of a specific person, you better be funnier than that person.

Perfect day in my life 11:00 AM: hit the muni golf course with my new Bogey Bros polo 4:00 PM: shot a 113 so watch some Good Good to cheer myself up 4:30 PM: check out Barstool for the locks of the day 5:30 PM: early dinner with my biracial girlfriend 6:30 PM: SAVANNAH BANANAS!

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

Iran is winning the war! They just released a video of their air force shooting down a US fighter.

@Whiteboy7thst Whiteboy ive been a follower since blops 1 days but you have become insufferable. Sad day i must unfollow you.

ARC RAIDERS IS BAD GAME (proof) x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

JJ MCCARTHY, ARE YOU KIDDING? Vikings strike first in the Divisonal! 📺:MINvsDEN on NBC 📱: Stream the Divisional on #NFLPlus

@Friar2Bolts @TheRooster @GamesBeat Its definitely seperate. My solo lobbies are always friendly but in duos/trios its shoot on sight

@TheRooster @GamesBeat How would this apply from solos to duos and trios ? I mostly do missions solos but with duos and trios my friends PVP and I do too.

🔥 BREAKING Aggression-based matchmaking is REAL CEO Patrick Soderlund confirms: “So if your preference is to do PvE and have less conflict with players, you’ll get more matched up [with those players].” 🔗 @GamesBeat

Hold up, I have a plan….

Wife suggested the pumpkin patch this weekend

Someone at Walmart asked me for $30 I gave it to them thinking I was on one of those Tik Tok videos I'm mad as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cometHajiman @Brink_Thinker Dolphins are assholes. They just look cute.

@Brink_Thinker I don't think moving is a problem, dolphin are curious and playful(way too playful) creature, they won't run away from human. They're just ocean puppies.

Mom tells her children not to move, so as not to scare it, because a dolphin is coming toward them. It’s a moment they’ll remember forever.

@Pagan1American @MalcolmNance @JackBauerActual Citing yourself as a source is top tier

@MalcolmNance @JackBauerActual Your books you mean?

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: You cannot designate an idea as a terrorist group. There is no organization called ANTIFA. There is no leadership or funding path. There is no membership. Also there is no law in American to charge terrorism. Ask Luigi. What he is doing is setting the stage to designate ANY American as a terrorist. That’s Fascism. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

just got fired. it wasnt related to online posting or anything. ive stolen thousands of dollars of office supplies.

Donald Trump is a genuine threat to this nation. He's a threat to our freedom. He's a threat to our democracy. He's literally a threat to everything America stands for.

Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans are a threat to the very soul of this country.

Golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf (attempting to reset my timeline) golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf golf

You cannot call your political adversaries Nazi fascists and modern day Hitlers and then say political violence is wrong when your deranged lunatic supporters act on your statements and kill or attempt to kill the people you’ve attacked. I will not accept it. No one should.

I hate this app

Things we don't talk enough about: 1. Cash for Clunkers took a ton of decent used cars off the market and punished the middle and lower classes with high used car prices. 1/n