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阿杜离开勇士就是想证明自己，结果成全了格林公式的闭环，目送小学生挺进历史前五，而阿杜只能哭晕在厕所！
正如他那首歌唱的一样，他应该在车底，不应该在车里！
北美王路飞@kingluffywang
作为一个专业詹黑20年的老球迷，我看完老摊对火箭的表现也不得不客观的称赞他一句：不愧是排在乔丹科比邓肯库里之后的联盟历史前五人！ 另外阿杜在勇士那两年冠军，司机必须是傻库！
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Only one chance in this lifetime…
Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.
I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.
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黑神话制作人冯骥对于 Seedance 2.0 的评价和判断
到底是做内容的，判断非常准确，这个视频模型对于现有的内容分发、生产、消费体系的影响将会非常大。
我甚至认为字节高层自己都不完全清楚推出这个模型对于他们自己生态的影响。
如果他们确实很清楚的知道，并且依然决定推出的话，我只能说确实字节还是中国最有创新能力和互联网精神的公司。
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It was the best of times,it was the worst of times,it was the age of wisdom,it was the age of foolishness,it was the epoch of belief,it was the epoch of incredulity,it was the season of light,it was the season of darkness,it was the spring of hope,it was the winter of despair.
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上个季度，我给 4000 名员工部署了 Microsoft Copilot。
每人每月 30 美元。
一年就是 140 万美元。
我管这叫“数字化转型”。
董事会超爱这个词。
他们只用了 11 分钟就批准了。
没人问这东西实际上能干嘛。
包括我自己在内。
我跟所有人说它能带来“10 倍的效率提升”。
这数不是真的。
但听起来像真的。
HR 问我们要怎么衡量这 10 倍。
我说我们会“利用分析仪表盘”。
他们就不再问了。
三个月后，我查了一下使用报告。
只有 47 个人打开过它。
用过一次以上的只有 12 个人。
其中一个还是我。
我用它总结了一封我本来 30 秒就能读完的邮件。
结果花了 45 秒。
这还没算我修正它“AI 幻觉”的时间。
但我称之为“试点成功”。
所谓的成功，意思就是试点项目没有显眼地搞砸。
CFO 问起 ROI（投资回报率）。
我给他看了一张图表。
曲线一路向右上方高歌猛进。
图表衡量的是“AI 赋能度”。
这指标是我现编的。
他满意地点了点头。
我们现在是“AI 赋能企业”了。
我也不知道这啥意思。
但这词已经写进给投资人看的 PPT 里了。
有个资深开发问，为什么我们不用 Claude 或者 ChatGPT。
我说我们需要“企业级安全”。
他问那是啥意思。
我说“合规”。
他问合哪条规。
我说“所有的规”。
他一脸怀疑。
我反手给他安排了一场“职业发展谈话”。
他就闭嘴不问了。
微软派了个案例研究团队过来。
他们想把我们当成成功案例宣传。
我告诉他们我们“节省了 4 万个工时”。
这数是我拿员工总数乘上一个我想出来的数字算出来的。
他们没核实。
他们从来不核实。
现在我们上微软官网了。
“全球知名企业通过 Copilot 实现 4 万工时的效率飞跃。”
CEO 在 LinkedIn 上转发了这篇文章。
他收到了 3000 个赞。
他从来没用过 Copilot。
高管们都没用过。
我们有豁免权。
理由是“战略聚焦需要最小化数字干扰”。
这条政策是我写的。
下个月许可证就要续期了。
我正在申请扩容。
再加 5000 个席位。
之前的 4000 个我们还没用呢。
但这次我们要“狠抓落地（Drive adoption）”。
所谓的落地就是强制培训。
所谓的培训就是个没人看的 45 分钟线上讲座。
但完播率会被追踪。
完播率是个指标。
指标会进仪表盘。
仪表盘会进董事会汇报 PPT。
董事会汇报能让我升职。
到第三季度我就能升高级副总裁（SVP）了。
我至今还是不知道 Copilot 到底能干嘛。
但我知道它是用来干嘛的。
它是用来展示我们在“布局 AI”。
布局就是花钱。
花钱代表决心。
决心代表我们认真对待未来。
未来就是我想怎么说就怎么说。
只要图表上的曲线一直向右上方涨就行。
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz
Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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$nvda Jensen Huang 发表 "The bottleneck in memory is severe" - 内存面临瓶颈的问题非常严重
$sndk $mu $stx $wdc
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🚨 Our largest contract award to date 🚨
$816M prime contract for @semperCitiusSDA to develop and manufacture 18 Tranche 3 Tracking Layer missile defense satellites.
Full details: bit.ly/3MJv0FD
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看到Coinbase老板晒全家福，他老婆一看就像是中国人，顺手查了一下，果然。
Angela Meng（孟歌），地道北京大妞，Elite 模特-> 南华早报&北京路透社记者 -> 华尔街老牌投行Lazard 投资Banker。
在北京长到11岁，随家人移民到美国洛杉矶，后来在UCLA读书。具体她跟Brian怎么认识的没有八卦泄露出来，但Brian说Angela 为他的 “长期伴侣（long-term partner）” 和 “最好的朋友（best friend）”。
果然亚女就是精英白男的菜啊，能想到的还有扎克伯格，甲骨文的埃里森，索罗斯。
加上前段时间自爆工作中被性骚扰而流量爆棚的某位圈内女性从业者，亚裔女性就是具有某种奇怪的魔力（即便以国人眼光看其长相并不出众） 😂😂😂。
国人兄弟们争口气，把漂亮妹子们都抢过来🤣
Brian Armstrong@brian_armstrong
Happy Holidays from my family to yours
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