Tony T.

Maybe @MLB should have an in season tournament to make sure the Dodgers have a better chance to have something to show for their investment, like the Lakers,

Apparently either @scsu2118 or I started coaching football recently…

@TJthebarbarian @michaelgodell @MNTwinsZealot He’s a bulldog (which is good) but he was complimentary down the stretch and seemed to realize part of the reason he was effective late in the season for the first time in years was because of how he was handled. That being said, I think someone else will overpay for him…

@TJthebarbarian @michaelgodell @MNTwinsZealot Agree on Snell, only the second time in his career he threw more than 130 innings. And his K numbers were good, but WHIP was only ok because he walked a ton. I think the idea that Gray didn’t like it here is overblown—he got into it with Rocco a couple times because…

The Twins need to sign Sonny Gray, not replace him. He has the lowest ERA for a starting pitcher in the Target Field era (2.90).

New HRL Touch'em All episode dropping tomorrow. @NCSanchezSays and I talk with @JoshuaBogaczyk and @HRLToonces about who we think will win the end of season awards. @HRLTwinCities

@chilliniguy @NCSanchezSays @justin_highrize @Natron44 You got an Easton bat this week?

@NCSanchezSays @justin_highrize @Natron44 You were apparently ahead of your age group. Never too early to get one though. I joined the club this week.

If you used a bat that looked like this you should schedule a colonoscopy this year.

@HRLBluesOx @JM_RefGuess @HRLTwinCities I was his teammate for 3 of those seasons (four if you count separately subbing for the 2015 Braves), and I got it wrong at first…

Into @JM_RefGuess? Here's a @HRLTwinCities one. Identify the player by their stats. Could you cheat and figure this out? Sure, if you're a complete assface. You shouldn't do that though.

@michaelgodell @Leaf_Cards

I’m speechless. @Leaf_Cards

It’s like a video of me pitching in @HRLTwinCities…but a single year, not 9.

So were you driving on 94 between Mpls & St. Paul over the lunch hour @scsu2118, or do we have a third doppelgänger that drives a grey truck? Friend of mine swore he saw me…

@chilliniguy Not sure if I qualify as luminary, but navigating solo parenting and youth hockey, which I’m pretty sure in MN is up there with sickness/death. Hoping to make it at some point.

I’ll pay your entry fee if that’s the issue. Traffic is nothing on a Saturday night. Don’t like beer, wiffles and smoked meat? That’s un-American. NO EXCUSES!* *other than those already mentioned

I heard tonight that certain @HRLTwinCities luminaries won’t be attending next week’s banquet. Pull that pole out of your keisters and unless you have a sickness or death in the family I expect you to be there!

@Natron44 @Kevin_Leja @HRLTwinCities @agillund

@Kevin_Leja @HRLTwinCities Well, I suppose it’s all in the way one perceives it. Also, a quick clarification on the other part of that tweet: “Dopes”= @agillund and @HRLToonces.

Today's @InitialsGame initials were 'BT' which were also the initials of the last @HRLTwinCities Initials Game. My performance on that was much more impressive and dominating than anybody on the show today, but I had to play against dopes. Not my fault.

@Natron44 @BattalionBats @HRLTwinCities @michaelgodell

Got my new @BattalionBats a couple of weeks ago. Fired up to actually put it use on the field next season. I went with yellow as a tip of wiffle cap to @HRLTwinCities. Speaking of baseball, if you’re in HRL, 35 or over, and you haven’t heard from @michaelgodell or I, you will.

@scsu2118 That’s a scary thought.

Random question for @scsu2118 — you’re not at a wedding right now, are you? Someone just texted me thinking I was there…

@HRL_Lugnuts @HrlTrashPandas @anne_arrell To be fair, I don’t believe I have given up a Lugnut first career HR. Just a first career grand slam (still not an exclusive club) and a first pitching victory (also probably not an exclusive club).

@HrlTrashPandas A league first HR for a Lugnut that wasn't against Toonces!! @anne_arrell blasts a Hondi pitch over HOV at the left field wall.

So we didn’t play last night…did we miss anything interesting?

Retweet for a chance to win this autographed Harmon Killebrew Rawlings Official Major League Baseball, inscribed "HOF '84." A friend of the Almanac out in Colorado is doing a little downsizing, and generously offered up this ball for a Twitter giveaway.

@HrlTrashPandas @HRL_Lugnuts

@HRL_Lugnuts @HRLToonces

Pandas get to Meet the Mets and get a visit from Twins Territory in Eagan tonight. Rumors of four pandas showing up for the first time all year...including two more newbs, after some roster maneuvering by @HRLToonces.

Big Storm…

@JustTruck @HRL_Lugnuts @scsu2118 @M_Kadishack But I also get the desire to be in a brother’s division…part of me still wishes someone would dig up Wall Street and put him on a roster…

What a salty bunch of Bears! We just really want to figure out if Varsity and Toonces are actually different people.