HRL Lugnuts

The Nuts are spending quality time tonight with our division buddies The Marlins. Rumor on the street is that Buck has been drinking nothing but Red Bull all day. So it'll likely be a loud game.

Tomorrow we take on the Vibes. We heard that in solidarity with new father Huck that all the vibes will play the entire game wearing baby carriers loaded with watermelons. Not quite sure where we heard it, but lots of people are saying…

@HRLBiscuits @HRLChihuahuas We are so proud of you.

We did our best Lugnuts impression and swept tonight vs. @HRLChihuahuas Gm 1: 3-0 Pox with 2 dongs. Mippey pitched. Griz played great defense. Gm 2: 10-3 Nightmare pitched well until an awful 6th inning. Sarge was there.

Nuts Sweep! Panther takes game two and gets all the runs.

Hoover brings the Hamm’s and wins one on the bump tonight against the rattlers. Game two underway with Panther pitching.

@HRLTwinCities @kuku_24 @HRLRumblePonies @ioconnor27 @mippey5 @Keith11334081 @HrlYankees @hrlAmericans We assume this means the three way tie will have their legs tied together and they will field as one.

Congratulations to our 2025 All Star Fielders! Representing Hopkins: @kuku_24 of the @HRLRumblePonies and a 3-way tie between @ioconnor27 , @mippey5 and The Wish Representing Eagan: @Keith11334081 of the @HrlYankees Knooty Booty of the @hrlAmericans

Congratulations to our 2025 Eagan Fun Stars! From the @HRL_Lugnuts : Hoover, Twizzler, @jpnagan , Mounds Wiffle Jesus from the @HrlTrashPandas Neut from the Marlins Tootin from the @HRLHops Cheerio from @VibesRelations Sully from the @HRLSpaceCowboys

Was Sweet Feet Franklin at the rinks last night? Ask Hondi who witnessed almost all of his named pitches. A rare Lugnuts Highlight Video!

The legend of Sweet Feet Franklin has returned. @HRL_Lugnuts @HRLTwinCities

Well. He was back! He pitched. Hondi got the sitcha pitch amongst many other legendarily named pitches. We lost mightily. It rained. It was a great night at the rinks.

The beloved Lugnuts vs the vile nasty despicable @HRLReds tonight, at Carnelian. Nuts have been hit hard by all opposing batters all season and will have a former HRL Fun Star making his Nuts season debut tonight.

@mippey5 @HRLTwinCities No @HrlNightmare for Funstar! Awkward...

Doing my civil duty. @HRLTwinCities

Theoretically a portion of nuts will be taking on a portion of the @hrlAmericans making up for a rainy day. This game will likely be played in the rain or postponed due to another rainout situation.

.@IAmBudnick owes hoover some Hamm’s.

We had a blast last night. Panther hit many a dong against the ponies, although it still wasn't enough to compensate for Hoover's RBI giveaways to Bsquared. (Don't forget the venmo @HRLRumblePonies). The Mariners were at peak fun for the evening.

@HRLReds @HRLBiscuits @HRLTortugas Is it HOV? We think it’s HOV.

Reds vs @HRLBiscuits and @HRLTortugas tonight at Harley. Reds have been hit hard by injuries, and will have a special guest and former HRL All Star making his Reds debut tonight. Game 1: Seuss Game 2: ??? Seuss ??? Pooh Bear IL: Handy Mat, Palp Out: Hondi

Tonight we are Sweatin with the Ponies (and Mariners) at Ridgecliff.

The number fits him well. Have a day, Blank Space

@HRL_Aces @HRLBiscuits Vintage Dumpy is how old? I feel like that would make him pre-conception.

We split with @HRLBiscuits Dump & Mip we’re vintage on the bump. Biscuits win in walk-off fashion in the 9th Psych dealt through the rain in game 2. Dave & Keanu hit tanks to propel us to a 5-1 bounce back W