Nightmare.HRL
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Tourists daydreaming all day about playing the @HRLBiscuits tonight!
We may need to sit and ‘break bread’ together pre-games to set a friendly but competitive tone.
In:
Daddy
Face
Gipper
Mr. Fist
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@BlueWahoosHRL Eagan o/u is at .5 ???? I can be bribed to lob a few pitches if anyone wants to talk….
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After a long day of deliberation and much creativity juice. I now present.
ANTICS 2025 ALL STAR SPORTSBOOK PROPS.
If anyone wants to place bets or has any issue with them. Please DM and we will figure it all out.
Parlays are also an option to win big or lose quick!
HAVE FUN!
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Dogs drop two games to baked bread this evening
Gm1: Dogs get the tying run to the plate in the 6th but can’t convert, 3-0 loss
Gm2: Dogs struggle early but jump on a near catastrophic 6th inning collapse by Nightmare, 10-3 defeat to the @HRLBiscuits
#BarkBark
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We did our best Lugnuts impression and swept tonight vs. @HRLChihuahuas
Gm 1: 3-0
Pox with 2 dongs. Mippey pitched. Griz played great defense.
Gm 2: 10-3
Nightmare pitched well until an awful 6th inning. Sarge was there.
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A gift from our guy Franklin.
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@NCSanchezSays @HRLBiscuits Don’t direct that at us, we didn’t say anything about lob balls (yet). That was ya boy Epstein.
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@HrlNightmare @HRLBiscuits Is it really a lob ball when it's as hard as you can throw without pain?
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1. Rankings this week are 100% Epstein… poorly written, bad jokes, reusing old jokes—captured my voice perfectly!
2. I can’t login to @HRLBiscuits, but wanted to post our lineup:
Nightmare
Sarge
Mippey (out G1 only, I hope)
*special guest*
Ditched us: Poxy
Broken: Griz
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@DerekDust23 @HRLTwinCities @mippey5 @HRLReds @DerekDust23 hates the @HRLRumblePonies. You heard it here first (a good deal of the music I use is from Stix of the Ponies). Shame on you, sir.
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@HRLTwinCities
Butch & I were watching tons of 2024 game clips over the last hour.
Just a few notes:
@mippey5 always makes us laugh. If he is narrator on a clip, we are in.
AJizz rakes.
All music on @HRLReds must be banned. I can't watch the Reds take excessive walks this way
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If there was a medal below bronze… like waaaay below, I’d win it for this…
dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…
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@HRLTwinCities
How about we recognize @HrlNightmare’s achievement of becoming (staying) the losingest All-Star pitcher in HRL HISTORY. You’re welcome Hopkins.
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@HrlNightmare I don't recall that conversation, but I believe it happened
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Not good. But not long either.
dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…
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@Natron44 I think I’ve been on two different teams TT has retired from.
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You didn’t ask my opinion, but here it is anyways. All you need to know before you cast your All-Star votes.
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This is what happens when you let Franklin slide into your DMs.
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