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“It's a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing.”

im hezzer3 on bluesky now

@megisreading 😎😎

@HThomps67810 Queen

I transgended

Dune 2 this. Dune 2 that. You need to go dune 2 the town centre and hand out some copies of your CV

@death_cabbage Where's arboliva

my scarlet team :p

On hold with newcastle council. The hold music is Barber's Adagio for Strings (the result when you google 'very sad strings song'), interrupted every 15 seconds with a voice saying 'All our operators are busy right now' I think we live in the parody version of real life

Every day I yearn for the return of forums

@death_cabbage loudly*

Intrusive thoughts won today. Meowed on the tram

Northern rail have got someone with a northern accent announcing the stations which is nice but it doesn't stop their service from being see it say it sordid

Modern idiom: A Cheerio by any other brand would crunch as hard

@death_cabbage This one

@HThomps67810 How do I angry react on Twitter

Bored at work so I decided to fix English spelling. Ended up with the word "Piøiiød". Think that's me done.

Ordered a grilled cheese and they gave me a doohickey

"And here, as Charles puts his hand on the Stone of Destiny, he is knighted with the Sword of Truth. He can now sit on the Throne of I'm a King"

This crosses a line. I do not believe we have a fucking stone of destiny, get me out of this shithole

@death_cabbage true but also its mancunian

@HThomps67810 average manchesterian

Guy next to me: "I'm gonna get off this tram, do a backflip on the platform, and land in greggs"

man vs food was a boomer mukbang

bitches on here talk about "Following" buddy the only thing youre following is a horses big ass to collect all the poop& piss that comes out