Joe Thompson

In an interview today I said "I'm your guy" to a list of employee requirements and I'm still not sure where that came from

@HThomps67810 ❤️❤️❤️

I transgended

@danturner0908 I'd have no chance

Note to self: trams in geneva leave early, and not 3 hours late like trains in the uk. I missed one and I was 2 minutes early.

Gotta say think F1 is the worst run sport in the world

Just cut my thumb trying to change a light bulb which is a new low for my DIY skills

Space is neat

"And here, as Charles puts his hand on the Stone of Destiny, he is knighted with the Sword of Truth. He can now sit on the Throne of I'm a King"

This crosses a line. I do not believe we have a fucking stone of destiny, get me out of this shithole

@harrietthinks I knew the latter would be part of it you fucking nerd ❤

@harrietthinks You never told me about Rain, was there any inspiration for that?

Fuck man this sucks. Sebs grown so much and is one of the few people along with Lewis who raises his voice on the important issues. Not having him in the paddock will be worse on that alone

@danturner0908 I got cheap coffee and cooled it overnight, over ice in the morning and it was v nice. Meanwhile dad was out here having a brew the nutter

It doesn't help I require coffee to function like a normal human being, but y'know - its hot.

Moving further north isn't enough, after this week I'm moving to the cold vacuum of space

It's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date: Webb's First Deep Field. Previewed by @POTUS on July 11, it shows galaxies once invisible to us. The full set of @NASAWebb's first full-color images & data will be revealed July 12: nasa.gov/webbfirstimages

Been jamming to music for an hour to see a single picture purely because Bidens got lost in the white house come join in youtu.be/21X5lGlDOfg

Hes only going to be replaced by another tory twat but I can't say it isn't immensely satisfying to see Boris humiliated

Best race in years holy shit

Never thought I'd see the UK above 5 points let alone hitting 100 #EUROVISION

Crofty not knowing how DRS works after commentating F1 for over a decade is infuriating

Gotta tell you gang I missed none of: Trains Being in an office Lancashire weather Shirts