Ludwig Dieter 🌟🌟🎺

@ChikaodiVivian 😂😂😂

You see how I was smiling like a goat with these certs (they’re actually 3) Please, if you’re a corper, just use that money to eat food or learn how to bake or sew. Listen to Agbaakin, but if you will not listen to him, listen to me.

@davidraya_01 Congratulations mate

Welcome Raya junior❤️

@powerfulbadeeu Better food o.

Dear Corps Members, you see those certifications offered to you during your CDS, Project management certifications, NIM, HSE etal…, Use your money to eat better food. Beeni, I talk am 😇😌

@Dollar_baby_Dee 😂😂😂

So I went to the bank and this guy at the bank wouldn’t take his eyes off me, so I tried to look at him for few seconds and we made a very funny eye contact, I smiled and he walked up to me, helped me figure my complaint and also complimented my perfume, he got my number, he text later that day and he added “you don’t look like someone that stays in Nigeria” I asked him why he said that, he replied “the way you smell, the way you talk and all” immediately I told this guy I am based here and I also stay at ipaja, his reply was “okay” For the past 3days, this guy hasn’t said a word to me 🤣🤣🤣

@Thepentane_ 😂😂😂😂

June 2024 was my very first time boarding an airplane and my first time being to airport. I was invited for an event in Abuja, the organizers booked my flight ticket for me. So, I arrived at Ibadan airport early in the morning, without any clue about the boarding process and what to do next. I felt like everyone was looking at me as I stood there confused, so a security officer noticed me and guided me through the checks and procedures. When I finally got into the plane and took my seat, my heart was beating fast. I was sweating serously and very nervous. When the plane started speeding on runway for takeoff, that was when panic really hit. I squeezed my eyes shut and I just grabbed the hand of the person sitting next to me. The moment the plane lifted off the ground, I couldn’t hold it, I just screamed “MO KÚ OOO!!” 😭 (I'm dead) Everybody in the plane just burst into laughter, including the children and the flight attendants that were straight face. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me. When we finally landed in Abuja and were disembarking, People were looking at me and they were laughing as we walked through the airport. I was so embarrassed, I almost enter ground.🤣😂😂

@gamerwalt Congratulations sir

Find a good lady who you can build with. It's not just sex, vibes, qnd history. It's about values, family and how she handles anger, etc. Just finished a major project... And we bless God for his guidance Time to build more. We didn't come to Canada to just become spectators. It's time to build build and build.

@0moyeh This girl😂

@ChisomAgbafor Congratulations

Finally! Me sef no small😌🎉

@SamuelOtigba Every man can go to God without any intermediary - Martin Luther King Jr.

You have the same direct access to God, just like your pastor. No middleman needed.

@Timmygirl06 Who did you leave Lagos for.

25 days of shege successfully seen in lagos, took y’alls advice I’m back home😝.

@juwondebbie @AsakyGRN 😂😂😂

@AsakyGRN You go explain tire o

“To all Nigerians, please forgive me. I’m very sorry. The cvr$3s you guys are raining on me is too much. I didn’t take money from anyone. It’s obvious that there’s insecurity and the government isn’t doing anything; what I was trying to say is don’t answer anyone who is saying there’s no insecurity. My best friend’s mother was k1dn&pp3d and we paid ransom; how would I say there’s no insecurity? I’m withdrawing myself from anything that has to do with politics.” — Aremu Afolayan kneels and apologizes to Nigerians.

@therightanglee @winexviv Happy birthday Nwanne.

@winexviv Ah Sir! Thank you so much 🥺🙇🏽‍♂️... Thank you so so much

This is Master Chisom. The mathematics teacher from Evergreen Schools Enugu. His students won all the 1st, 2nd and 3rd position in Junior Category of South East Maths Olympiad 2026. He has been silently shaping generations. Let’s celebrate his birthday today!

@fadanoah12 @ifedayo_johnson Abeg shut up.

@ifedayo_johnson Normally the girl no get sense You get time they engaged the oloriburuku girl

When you’re desperate to be a banger girl, you throw away the little piece of brain in your head. The problem with many of you is you see things solely from the lens of criticism. E o le ronu jinle. Just one way thinking. If Coventry University establish a university in Nigeria, it definitely won’t stop those who want to leave the country from leaving (even if Nigeria becomes paradise, people will still travel out. Even if that your failure becomes President, people will still relocate). However, if Coventry University establish a branch in Nigeria, have you thought of the job opportunities it’ll provide for Nigerians back home? Have you thought of the economic benefits and impacts? Or because others are chasing ‘japa’, government should not attract opportunities that will benefit those back home? And by the way, how does the criticism of a road not having speed breaker relate to the Federal Government facilitating Coventry University to Nigeria? Loud wide mouthed idiot.

@nwaomadaddy @metronaija Nothing should shock anybody.

@metronaija People that gave Bob Risky best dressed female, 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Folashade Banks at Sister Circle organized by Kaffy Why invite a man to come speak at a core women conference? He even came dressed like a woman.

@Wizarab10 😂😂😂

Abeg shut up

@OloyeSomorin @ayanfenikky You always advocate for kings should made first o😂. She is trying set men up

@ayanfenikky Abeg o 😁

If you’re a man over 30 and still struggling financially, consider getting married. Your breakthrough might come through your wife.

@Uncle_Rede You didn't go for irapada😂

I went to shoot a burial around 2018 or so, the grave was in this tight corner, so while I was trying to get my shots, I fell into the grave and broke some parts of the casket😭

@BashirAhmaad What you just said now, does it make sense to you?

Why is Peter Obi not in Maiduguri to condole and sympathize with the victims’ families, especially when he appears to have abundant time?

@Ademola_Odumesi Good morning sir

Remember those days By now at 6:30am, I would probably be on the 3rd mainland Bridge right now, sweating it out and dragging roads in traffic with danfo and other motorists..... Wasting so much productive time away And the cycle goes on and on Remember, and never forget what it used to be But the good part is, it gets better over time. Good morning from this side Have a great day All the best y'all Cheers

@jon_d_doe Very wasteful leaders.

Nigerian government & its leaders are wasteful. How can almost all the 36 state governors & ministers leave their respective states & offices, bid the president farewell to UK, & then still travel to UK to welcome the president? Taxpayers' money wasted on frivolities. End.