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10. Goalkeepers can be changed during a penalty kick 😆. 11. If the ball goes over the crossbar, the game pauses for half an hour to discuss whether it's a goal or not 😄. 12. The ball owner plays for the stronger team 😝. Greetings to everyone who lived these beautiful memories

@Youknowhodis_ 😂😂😂sasa wewe ndo ukaambie

Yamal kamerusha mdomo sana. Ik he's good lakini kakidrop stinker kataniambia vizuri aki.

@hilary_kartel @chaotic_leader @gooner_lui26128 @NjeriMuchina2 Hiyo response ni yako. Nataka kujua from a lady's pov

@HaggreyA @chaotic_leader @gooner_lui26128 @NjeriMuchina2 I know the response unataka, na hawatasema, Ill just say it, hoeing. Hii ndio finding themselves. Ndio maana ati wanafika 40 wanafind themselves, awakening vitu gani?

My friend who is 45 was telling me in his group of friends who are 40+, every single time the wives turn 40, those marriages go through some sort of awakening and the wives want to leave or they start putting themselves first after years and they get so close to divorce.

@chaotic_leader @gooner_lui26128 @NjeriMuchina2 You've not explained jaber. By saying "Identify/define themselves" what does that mean? Give me an example of how a woman who has identified herself looks like. From your story above, doesn't hobbies,jobs opportunities(assume they love it) etc keep them busy and preoccupied?

@HaggreyA @gooner_lui26128 @NjeriMuchina2 It means that women need to define themselves without the role of being everyone's caretaker, meaning most women will give up on hobbies, job opportunities, friendships, just generally doing something for themselves alone to keep them busy and preoccupied.

@gooner_lui26128 @NjeriMuchina2 Mimi sipingi hao madam kitu wanadema lakini nataka waniambie what they mean by identifying themselves

@NjeriMuchina2 Mbona men hawashikwii na hii staff ya "kufind yourself " after 40 kwani men are an exemption to such things 🤔🤷

@kimsey_yobra @NomadicDothraki Bana😂 hata mwenye nimeprankiwa ningeisha 😂😂

@NomadicDothraki I understand the frustration but that’s being a pussy if we are being honest 😂😂

I ended a 7year old friendship because my so called employed friend then thought it was a good idea to prank interview me on a phone call after nimejibu maswali zote akaanza kucheka ati "kwani hujui Sauti yangu" blocked him immidiately na hio friendship iliisha hapo.

@_fwambui I judge those who don't teach kids their mother tongue. They'll should teach them juu at the end of the day kids will know English and Kiswahili through school.

I seriously judge Kenyan parent especially millennials and Gen Z who deliberately refuse to teach their kids their mother tongue and Swahili,sticking only to English. It’s insane to me like what exactly do they think they’re achieving?

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@_Foi_T Who is "we"?

So a Kenyan killed a Burundi hawker, all because he asked for money after the Kenyan took socks from what he was selling. Honestly we are such a terrible people.

@kamauwaruhiu I beg to differ ankoo! Bright students are always troublesome.

Another problem is that some of this students are not where they are supposed to be . National schools typically attract the top academics around the country. The competition is fierce and most students spend all their time studying. Then you find a county worker has bribed his way into this school with a strong D , those students really suffer ,and if their mind was suffering at home they just break ,when several of this D come together and the leader is a psycho that spells disaster. Now if that D was placed somewhere with his fellow Ds they dnt feel so out of place .

I refuse to separate uhuru from ruto . They are the same person.

We won the f***ing CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!! 🏆

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My MCA supports Ebola in Kenya therefore I have no choice but to try. Bakari MCA INDEPENDENT Aspirant Kipini East Ward Garsen Constituency Tana River County

#ImpeachRuto #ImpeachRuto #ImpeachRuto

IMPEACH WILLIAM RUTO FOR THE OFFENSE OF TREASON. #RutoMustGoNow

X is a public platform. Public participation now! It is a legal requirement . If you want me to impeach the dumb guy! Retweet and like. 24k likes guarantee progress . Lets do this for our nation. Kenya needs a renaissance !

@DJCoff2 @IanJamesMwaiK Oooh shut up! Have you gone to places like murang'a na nyeri na huko ndani?

@IanJamesMwaiK Answer to this is sadly how tribalistic and inequal leadership has made Kikuyu's so privilege not to face the effects of poverty!

So yesterday I was having a random conversation with a Luhya guy and what he told me genuinely shocked me. He said whenever he goes to visit his parents back home, he NEVER drives his car directly there. Never. Instead, he parks the car in a nearby town… then boards a matatu or a boda boda kwenda home quietly like an undercover agent 😭 At first I thought the guy was joking. Then he looked me dead in the eye and told me: “Bro… witchcraft huko ni real. The moment people see you looking successful, driving vizuri, dressing vizuri… some neighbors start planning for your downfall immediately.” I laughed nervously waiting for the punchline lakini this man was dead serious. He started telling me stories of people who suddenly lost businesses, got strange illnesses, family drama appearing from nowhere immediately after “showing signs of making it.” Ati mwingine alikuwa anaenda ushago akiwa na Prado. Within months biashara ikaanguka vibaya mpaka akauza gari . Another guy apparently built a beautiful home and suddenly everyone in the village started “monitoring him spiritually” . Now I don’t know whether this is facts, fear, coincidence ama pure village politics… but the way this guy explained it had me mesmerized the entire night . Meanwhile huku Central nobody even cares. You can literally land with a helicopter, park three Range Rovers outside the gate, build a castle in the village and people will just ask, “Ni ya diesel ama petrol?” then continue with their lives 😭 People from that region… how true is this stuff? Because I genuinely thought witchcraft stories were just African movie scripts until yesterday 😳 Anyway. No Weapons Fashioned against you shall prosper and every tongue that rises against you in judgement you shall condemn.

I don’t enjoy Bien's music the same way anymore

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC