Hal Koerner

Show and prove.

Thanks @trailblazers it’s been real

@ajoneswilkins @BillyYang He knows the game. Fo sho.

Nobody tells a story like @BillyYang Happy New Year!

@GovRonDeSantis Thanks for joining the US. You Fuck.

Happy New Year! I am thankful for the opportunity to continue serving the free state of Florida.

@DezBryant @RealSkipBayless Dez, he wishes he was that steppin razor, but give a rating a chance. I think his heart hovered over the right decision.

WE NEED TO CANCEL @RealSkipBayless ASAP!!!

@BrendanSugrue Like those 30 min bowl halftimes.

The NFL gave each team 5 minutes to warm up and both coaches said "fuck that" and pulled their teams off the field. Good for Sean and Zac.

@DonaldJTrumpJr Super sad, bro.

So sad.

@BuckSexton Well now.

People who voted for John Fetterman are why reality and rationality no longer matters in politics, just party identity and raw power

@tedcruz Fuk u!

@ryson Perhaps blower motor, are you getting any condensation build up?

@quinnfsrose @dylanbo @runfreetrail Might keep him from summiting Mt Blanc the week before UTMB, just maybe.

Check out my @runfreetrail picks for Sierre-Zinal! W: 🥇 M. Mathys 🥈 S. Alonso 🥉 S. Laukli 4️⃣ E. Sullivan 5️⃣ C. Fielder M: 🥇 K. Jornet 🥈 D. Magnini 🥉 R. Ueda 4️⃣ R. Simpson 5️⃣ P. Engdahl #SierreZinal

@NateSilver538 I’m sure this tweet will age well.

I am sure Calgary is great but calling it the 3rd "most livable" city in the world seems to ignore that it's cold and dark for 4 months out of the year and that's a big factor in "livability" for most people. cntraveler.com/gallery/the-mo…

@SheltonJenn @patagonia You gave birth to Travis Tritt?

@josephvaile Freak.

I talk acres non-stop.

Tonight was the night I thought I could put the cake in the bowl with the ice cream. Who do I think I am, they are!

Fortitude, ok. Intestinal fortitude, no.

Reno to South Lake Tahoe (62 miles) just took us 8 hours. I know people who could’ve run that and already had lunch. This storm sucks (but yay for snow.)

Best cover, Billie jean. Heard of it?

@fingerbIaster if I have two beers, I like everything on....Instagram.

@ajoneswilkins @lord_balls @00joeuhan 06, they hadn’t even invented global warming.

@lord_balls @00joeuhan Tommy and I would have loved your presence through El Dorado. We saw Sky Daddy! Or maybe that was @HalKoerner

2nd jab of Pfizer is in the arm. I'm trying to imagine what is actually going on in my body right now. Science is amazing.

There are two types of people, those that can’t be inconvenienced by others and people that will be inconvenienced to please others. Which ones are you?