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Hales

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@Halestormx1

aspiring comedian because my life is a joke. she/her and not actually funny.

Katılım Şubat 2021
540 Takip Edilen110 Takipçiler
The General
The General@GeneralMCNews·
BREAKING: Elon Musk has officially announced the launch of his new political party, called the America Party.
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Hales@Halestormx1·
@SinisFur_Crafts @milly_goose Someone doesn’t have to be disabled to embody what you’ve described. Assuming a disabled person has no choice but to be is part of the issue. Hope that helps.
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milly@milly_goose·
so close! this IS a perverted fantasy. You don’t want a disabled girlfriend, you want the pats on the back from yourself and others for being such a hero for taking care of someone like us. You want someone to be hopelessly dependent on you even when they don’t want to be.
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Zach@WarfighterBravo
Zach@WarfighterBravo@WarfighterBravo·
@PeteHegseth Thank you, brother, for restoring honor to the service! Standards have slipped too long, and it's embarrassing to see in public and hear civilians criticize. It's time to bring back pride and honor.
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Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth·
Completely unacceptable. This is what happens when standards are IGNORED — and this is what we are changing. REAL fitness & weight standards are here. We will be FIT, not FAT.
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jess
jess@luvjessicablair·
Thinking of this orange chicken my bf got in Italy
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John “Cottonballs” Cottonballs
Does anyone else remember the time Criss Angel’s Mindfreak had a chokehold across TV or am I just schizophrenic?
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Garrett Watts
Garrett Watts@Garrett_Watts·
Lowkey already do. I have a cool mom, god tier friends with good hearts, a cute little truck a cool job and also mozzarella sticks exist. But thank you and likewise 🫂 💕
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amber
amber@lesbianancy·
spot the difference. you cannot
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Matt 🛒
Matt 🛒@EastPointMadeMe·
People still not knowing how easy it is to have a $700 car note in 2023 is funny to me... it really doesn't take much. Ain't no more $10K used cars... them days over. A new Honda Accord is $30K. That note is $650
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Hales@Halestormx1·
@lostnadmiration Howdy I can't DM you but I would love a comic page commission! Please let me know how I can get ahold of ya to discuss!
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Cady |💡☁️ | commissions open!
Cady |💡☁️ | commissions open!@lostnadmiration·
Now taking commissions 🤗 send dm for inquiries! I’m assuming people will want Steddie so prices reflect two characters. Open to other subjects as well. Shares are so so appreciated. Thank you 😘💕
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Adam Rackis
Adam Rackis@AdamRackis·
HOA discourse is wild. You can say “HOAs can be awful but it sucks when a neighbor parks a broken down car on his lawn” and some 🌹socially maladjusted weirdo🌹 will show up all “maybe he just likes to work on cars try minding your own business you privileged neoliberal tech bro”
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Hales@Halestormx1·
@AdamRackis Explain to me how it's pathological.
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Adam Rackis@AdamRackis·
@Halestormx1 well they matter to most, especially pathological cases like dilapidated cars sitting on front lawns lmao
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Hales
Hales@Halestormx1·
@AdamRackis Appearances don't matter. This is just another thinly veiled way to gentrify and push out the impoverished.
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Adam Rackis
Adam Rackis@AdamRackis·
@Halestormx1 Pretty much – relatively few people want to live in a trashy looking neighborhood
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beep
beep@valeness84·
@AdamRackis How the fuck does it suck when someone has a car on their lawn? Explain it to me like I'm 5.
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Pinko Scum
Pinko Scum@kayla_denker_02·
Well, it's confirmed folks. Here's Kelly Bowen, the woman that reported me to the Forest Service and got me fired.
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Hales@Halestormx1·
@RobStout1993 @rubydynamite @egkilmon @t3kfr34k @Elolly3 @POTUS This is a semantics argument. The doctor is presumably speaking to a family that intends to keep the pregnancy, ergo the doctor is speaking in future tense. It will be a baby, eventually. Go in for an abortion and no doctor in their right mind would be using the term 'baby'.
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President Biden Archived
President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive·
Today, the Supreme Court stayed a decision that would have undermined FDA’s medical judgment and put women’s health at risk.   As a result, mifepristone, an FDA-approved drug for medication abortion, remains available and approved.
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Brian Snell
Brian Snell@BrianCSnell·
@rubydynamite @ask_aubry Yeah, it'd be barren. Men do so much to appease women and we don't ask for much in return. It's like yall are all resentful towards us for being something yall could never be.
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