Haley Tretter

@zoebesleeping Sorry, I'll stop.

can I file a restraining order on someone for poking me on Facebook in 2022

BRUUUH WHO POSTED THIS?!? #SuperBowl @UniversalORL

Come on, @Tinder. I'm not even hot enough to be a bot. Stop shadow banning me.

I mean, help a single girl out @Tinder and @TinderSupport. I had some great matches and was excited for hibachi. I swear I'll get more creative with my opening lines man. I'm not a robot, swear.

I think @Tinder shadow banned me for not being creative enough to have multiple opening lines, but being bold enough to make the first move. Rude, Tinder. I'm just a single girl in LA with two cats. Why you doing me dirty.

@DerekHousman @jayzz12271 @CamelToad @Ask_Spectrum Hey friends, internet is out again.

Hey @Ask_Spectrum , your internet is down in Los Angeles again.

@jayzz12271 @DerekHousman @CamelToad @Ask_Spectrum Justin, my dude. Sleep is for the weak.

@HaleyTretter @DerekHousman @CamelToad @Ask_Spectrum Fellas, go sleep before spectrum go down again.

DT from @Ask_Spectrum has probably been the most pleasant interaction I've had since COVID.

@michelleehrman @CamelToad @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum Goodnight pals, miss you already

@CamelToad @DerekHousman @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum But should we?? I had friends for a second. Also, you all are welcome.

@DerekHousman @jayzz12271 @HaleyTretter @Ask_Spectrum Oh wait it's back. Okay. We should all go to bed now

Wait, is telling Spectrum the internet is out the way to make friends in LA? 👋🏼

@brokemogul @Ask_Spectrum I have a degree in how internet works and I still don't know how internet works

@Ask_Spectrum @HaleyTretter Why is internet down again

@michelleehrman @CamelToad @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum At least you were watching quality television

@CamelToad @jayzz12271 @Ask_Spectrum I'm just trying to binge 90 Day Fiance man.

@jayzz12271 @HaleyTretter @Ask_Spectrum Yup

Me in college was probably the most annoying thing to ever exist. I apologize.

@zoebesleeping Disneyland 🥰

@HaleyTretter Hogwarts every weekend

Once I move to Colorado it’s over for you hoes

@seashell_bee_ And it's AMAZING. I work there and I never get sick of it.

IKEA serves food? IKEA serves FOOD? A furniture store? Serves food?