Matt Cohen

It's been an interesting decade-plus, Twitter friends Follow me @cameltoad on Insta if you want to see pics of my dog and TMNT toys I buy Fuck Elon Musk, aka "Apartheid Clyde"

@Columbo_1971 Yah just lost mine in Toluca lake. Like in the last 5 minutes. Same with you?

Just lost Wi-Fi service in Sherman Oaks California. This is the alert from Spectrum saying how it could be the wind or a safety outage. So, when our Wi-Fi goes down, so does our entire security system. This is absolute malpractice!

Babe wake up, a surprise Kendrick album dropped

@SfvScanner What is the helicopter announcing on the loudspeaker?

#BurbankPD has a perimeter Huston and Sancola after a suspect fled from them. #Lapd helicopter assisting

@cameltoad.bsky.social if you nasty

How the hell do you stage a fight and still make it boring?

@notsam Dude I just laughed till I cried

Jesus Christ. Who decided not to cut the feed? #TysonPaul

@DevonESawa Sure, bury your head in Buzz Lightyears Astro Blasters!

Fuck, I need to go to Disneyland.

Be kind to yourself today and dissociate

Muting every word on here except "Shadow the Hedgehog"

Elon Musk and Joe Rogan walk into a bar... QUICK! WE NEED TO SEAL THIS BAR UP FROM THE OUTSIDE

Joe Rogan was a bad idea

@Bakudai LETS GO!

@Bakudai Ewww you love him

@ameliaelizalde you have to wait for rural Pennsylvania

The good news is the DNC has four more years to do nothing about this! Surfboard emoji

it’s not too late let’s get liz cheney back out there

Hey don't blame me, I voted for 1998's "The Sphere"

@BumpinFresh I said "funny" :)

@CamelToad Take it easy.

Every four years the fate of hundreds of millions of people is decided by Eagles fans and I think that's funny