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Brian Haley

@Haleywood

Comedian/actor/hand model Brian Haley. Gran Torino, Little Giants, Baby's Day Out, Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson, HBO. Enormously popular in the 3rd world.

New York, NY Katılım Ocak 2009
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The Launch Pad
The Launch Pad@TLPN_Official·
THE ARTEMIS II COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS RUNNING!!
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
I'll tell you what, if the combat actions in Iran involve monkey bars, this thing is not over by a long shot.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Before Democrats try and spin outrage against Donald Trump for the military strikes in Iran remember this Just 2 WEEK AGO, Downtown Los Angeles was completely taken over by the Global Day of Action protests against the Iran regime The protesters stood in solidarity with the ongoing anti-government protests and revolution in Iran
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No Quarter
No Quarter@google_fuc85322·
@financedystop notice they dont show you the room with the shower with the fucking vanity with a sink..... Its common for homes to have a toilet by itself.
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Financial Dystopia
Financial Dystopia@financedystop·
This brand new construction $1m+ home with bathrooms that have no sinks
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
@thewriterme Why would anything necessarily go up? Things will just be weightless, unless they have inertia that drives them upwards. I don't think there will be any more than a few dozen injuries. It will be a good time to sweep under your oven.
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Shannon 🇺🇸I stand with America
I’m not a believer. Should I be? Pole dancers should be safe for these 7 seconds. 🫣😅 Seriously though, this is some crazy prediction.
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
@FeelYouHappy I can’t stop laughing ha ha ha that was funny beep boop I am real
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
My only resolution for 2025 is to enjoy it without worrying about all the petty things. I mean 2026... DANG IT!
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Old State Saloon
Old State Saloon@OldStateSaloon·
Somebody woke up in the wrong side of the bed this morning!
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
@LangmanVince You gotta admit, that car chase was hilarious! I know we've seen about a million car chases, but when the biggest news story in 25 years happens, I can't help but drop what I'm doing and watching a live car chase for the 4 millionth time and cheering and clapping about it.
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Harvy Levin claims the people heard laughing at TMZ during the death announcement of Charlie Kirk were laughing at a car chase. Do you believe him?
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 JUST IN - PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this [war ending] will be one of the reasons."
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
My Captain.
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Christy ✨
Christy ✨@WillowMantis·
Poor Donald! 😂😂😂
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
@elonmusk I wrote it, but just as a goof. I didn't think they'd actually all read it! I have the original hand written draft if you want to see it. Does the truck come in any other color than silver?
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Fascinating
Fascinating@fasc1nate·
Which beloved fictional character do you think is actually a total jerk?
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
Happy 2026 everybody.
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Brian Haley
Brian Haley@Haleywood·
@mplsgordon2 @JustineBateman Marion, don't sell yourself short - I just took notes on what you wrote right there and my production value has soared! I especially liked the 'put people in front' tip. I'm gonna get in my car and start my new film right now!
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Romantic with a bum ticker
Romantic with a bum ticker@mplsgordon2·
@JustineBateman Dang. I'm learning stuff here. I know production is so much more than "set up a camera, put people in front, have them do things." But understanding why a piece works or doesn't work is useful.
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Headquarters
Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
Left: Vice President Harris’ completely full rally in Atlanta four days ago Right: Empty seats at Trump’s Atlanta rally in the exact same arena today
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