Han Solo

1/ When the UK built PAYG pensions it solved a simple problem: share the risk of old-age poverty across society. That worked because the underlying demographics (many workers, few retirees) and macro environment (rising wages, high labour participation) made the arithmetic easy. It was a social engineering win - quick to implement, visible, and politically durable.

@DailyMail Grade A banter

Deportation flight to Muslim-majority Pakistan serves pork sausages as part of 'full Irish breakfast' trib.al/h8i7CXO

@PolitlcsUK What a clown show

🚨 NEW: The Government says HS2 is now set to cost up to £102.7bn The first trains from Birmingham to west London are expected between May 2036 and October 2039 Services from Euston to the North West and Scotland are expected between May 2040 and December 2043

@garyseconomics You are a w4nker

The ONLY way to stop the far right from taking power in your country

Come and join us tomorrow ( Saturday 16rh May) on the march to commemorate the Nakba, the days when the Palestinian people were forced from their homeland. Their suffering and struggle goes on. We march in solidarity.

@PolitlcsUK Another case of sloppy rig syndrome

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham goes for a run after announcing his plans to return to Parliament

@HeidiBachram Deport back to the third world

Threats to behead Jews outside a mosque in Tower Hamlets. This is where we are as a country and it’s not being talked about enough by sensible people.

@callummack38923 @jakonian You really are a brainless sack of shit

@HanSoloNo @jakonian Good thing it’s for a general election instead then

My prediction for the next General Election: 🌹LAB: 30% | 340 seats 🌳CON: 25% | 179 🔶LDM: 13% | 65 ➡️RFM: 15% | 8 🌍GRN: 12% | 7 🎗️SNP: 30% (in Scotland) | 16 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿PC: 26% (in Wales) | 10 ⚪️NI Parties: 18 ⚪️OTH: 7

@Heccles94 Anyone who looks like this should be sidelined and ignored in perpetuity

Ignore the media smears! We stand with Zack Polanski! RT if you agree!!

@jakonian The gilt market is melting at the thought of Burnham running in a by-election

This is with Burnham as PM btw Kemi LOTO Farage isn’t Reform leader (for whatever reason) and the leader is Jenrick

@garyseconomics This guy is a complete 🤡. Simple minds derive simple solutions to complex problems

We have a choice: either tax the very rich more or have widespread extreme poverty

@TonyWard867811 Unfortunately Tony, you've shown you're slightly r3tarded

You signed a £300,000 mortgage. The bank had nothing. They typed £300,000 into your account. The whole transaction took them 5 minutes. Over the next 25 years you pay them back £550,000. That £550,000 is your wages. Your overtime. Your weekends. Your sleep. For them it is pure profit. They created the money from thin air. They have no cost to recover. 5 minutes of their typing. 25 years of your life. That is the trade. The government allows it. The Bank of England protects it. The banks feed themselves and their paymasters. You were not given a mortgage. You were enslaved by one. You do not own the house. You do not own your wages. You do not own your future. You rent your life from people who created nothing. This is why they fear Bitcoin. Bitcoin cannot be typed into existence. Bitcoin cannot be debased by their paymasters. Bitcoin cannot be lent ten times over. The day you understand Bitcoin is the day you stop renting your life. That is why they hate it. And that is why you need it.

@theRealKiyosaki You've predicted 24 of the last 2 crashes

RICH DAD LESSON: The best investors can see the future: FOR EXAMPLE: in 1965, when I was 18 years old, I began stacking silver when silver cost pennies. In 2026 silver is one of best investments I own. Q: What do you see happening in the future? Q: What can you invest in to profit in the future? Take care. In 2026 the global economy is about to crash. That’s good news for those that can see the future. Bad news for the blind.

@rachelmillward @TheGreenParty What a bag of sh1t this woman is

BBC news, Question Time, LBC, BBC Radio 3, Five Live, Times Radio.... it has been BUSY!! But great. Bloody love this job and the chance to celebrate so many @TheGreenParty wins across the nation. #hopecanwin

@itsrosesm I would personally go and shit on their doorstep

if a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@SophieP25397 This one simple inequality will change your life: calorie intake < calorie outgo

If you live in areas that have elected a Reform council, this is where you all come in. Report every pothole, broken pavement, keep them on their toes and make their lives intolerable.

@anon_opin CS aren't qualified to do anything other than work for the CS. You're kidding yourself if you think CS have options. They need the government more than everyone else. You'll work 5 days in the office if you're told to. The rest of us talented folk can have the flexibility.

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

@Fx1Jonny Which of the other party leaders do you believe is a good option?

They are actually gonna make Nigel Farage the next PM. This country has lost its fucking mind!

@RmSalih Fack off Rosh

Essex is now a Reform UK stronghold. They have clearly chosen the party of racism and Islamophobia. If you are a person of colour or a Muslim watch your back if you go there.

@bphillipsonMP How about you deport the illegals and stop taxing workers to pay for welfare. You lot are complete idiots

These have been a very difficult set of elections. I’ve felt that in Sunderland. But the answer is not to turn inwards. It’s to take responsibility, come together & face up to the challenges ahead. Keir has won before, he can win again. We need to deliver change, not chaos.

@RachelReevesMP Signed, Rachel Welfare Reeves

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.