Chris Hanby

@AuctioneerAndy @AvonandsomerRob Shorty🫣

@AvonandsomerRob I worked with a lad once who had food poisoning after eating a pork pie which he had found at the back of his desk drawer🫢

What's the weakest reason you've ever heard for someone taking a sickie from work?

Unemployment is at a 5 year high because of Increase to NICS Raising min wage The unemployments rights bill And ultimately because Labour have created a country where those who do nothing are better off than those who do something It’s all down to Rachel reeves

Pablo Hernández, on the lesson Marcelo Bielsa taught him at Leeds: "One day, we went to training, and he divided us into groups of 3 or 4 players. He gave each group giant garbage bags and told us to go around the training complex collecting ALL THE TRASH we could find. We spent about an hour picking up garbage, and when we came back, he gave us a speech, saying that what we had just done was the job of many people who work hard to afford a ticket to our stadium every Sunday. He told us we owed those people respect, and that’s why we had to give our best on the pitch."

Well said Sir Rod Stewart.

@vintageheuercom @DavidHarperTV @TAGHeuer @markchristie @benjaminhopton Love that watch

This was a fun project @DavidHarperTV @TAGHeuer @markchristie @benjaminhopton

The Emotional NO-RESERVE Sale of 1000 Pieces of Wedgwood for single owne... youtu.be/Tdgf1w_w9F4?si… via @YouTube

@13Hillst @realMaalouf Knowing this government who knows Paul, Nothing surprises me anymore 🫣

@realMaalouf This can’t be real can it😡

Pakistanis in the UK are very angry and demanding that British taxpayers’ money be used to build airports in Pakistan, so they can travel home more easily. “They promised to build airports in Pakistan, but we haven’t seen any progress yet. Why is it taking so long?”

@DavidHarperTV Happy and peaceful new year to you and Wendy D x

Happy New Year! Wishing you a peaceful and fun night. All the very best for 2026. David

What’s the point of #NewYearHonours if there’s no Sir Kevin Sinfield? #Knighthood #SirKev

@DavidHarperTV A very interesting and one off book ! A great read.

Thank you for the early reviews

Keir Starmer says he’s fixing Britain. He’s doing a great job in his first 18 months 👉 170,000+ more unemployed 👉 62,000 more public sector jobs 👉 65,000 more illegal migrants 👉 £70 billion of new taxes 👉 £132b borrowed in last 8 months 👉 1m more on welfare with no requirement to look for work 👉 80,000 more young people not in education, employment or training

Gordon Brown sold 395 tonnes of Britain's gold reserves in 2000-01 for $3.5 billion. Today, those reserves would be worth $56 billion. #HowNationsFail

@ColinYoungAWA @GoldingYoung Love the phone number, If only it was like that now😊

A bit of #signofthetimes #farming #nostalgia ⁦@GoldingYoung⁩

In 2023, Rachel Reeves promised to “crack down on Tory minister’s jet habits”. In 17 months, Keir Starmer has now taken 42 foreign trips, visited 37 countries and racked up 200,000 air miles. @RachelReevesMP is Starmer flying away because he’s afraid of “meeting a voter”?

@StandUpForTrmp 👍

Do you believe that retired people should be completely tax exempt. They have already paid their dues? YES or NO? IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!

The PM told Britain and our allies, inc @realDonaldTrump, he’d do what was required to defend the UK. If the budget doesn’t start funding Defence to the new NATO floor he will have reneged on that commitment. UKAF must modernise now, not in 5 years. Wake Up! gbnews.com/politics/keir-…

@13Hillst @DrChrisParry That’s very polite Paul.😉

@DrChrisParry Getting tedious now

Politically, you’re a dead man walking. Stop wasting our time with this endless drivel.

Should be 💯 %

@UnityNewsNet Yes , I’ve said this for years! He gave it away because Labour bankrupted the country and they are on course to do it AGAIN 🫣☹️☹️

Gordon Brown sold 395 tonnes of Britain's gold at around $250 an ounce. Gold now sits at $4200 an ounce. By keeping this Gold we would have had at least £45 Billion more. No budget 'black hole'. How did he get away with this criminality?