cool hand duke

she was a model in her former life.

There she is...! A lovely new message from Julie Andrews for the World Parkinson Coalition, lending her voice to an important cause with her usual grace, warmth, and sincerity. We are SO happy to see her.

“That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle” is the greatest line delivery of all time.

Goodnight.

Her grey hair era was so cunty

if smoking bad, then why is the queen of cannes looking so hot while serving with awards?

Renate Reinsve poses with the Palme d’Or.

The industry’s obsession with treating her like a God is weird

TRY THIS AND THANK ME LATER Lastly turn on the vivid filter!!!

Her lack of social media presence and refusal to interact with fans increases her aura and other artists could learn from her model. Lack of accessibility makes you more interesting and compelling.

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

She is very dumb in real life. That's why she avoids interviews without script.

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

Honestly calling your album "Music" is so unbelievably cunt and we dont talk about it enough. It's like Jane Austen publishing a novel called "Book".

Hardy strikes me as a real Brando type: excels at thuggish types with wounded souls, definitely at least bisexual, loves doing a funny voice, getting puffier with age, a 5 megaton diva on set.

Real answer: At the end of the day the world is divided into people who show up to the meeting no matter how hungover they are, and those that don’t. You really have no power over which one you are. It’s born in. The former win. The latter lose. That’s it.

here’s everything i use. avoid the sun and wash your face at least once a day

this is what i mean when i say european cities are rubber rooms. turbo nerfed theme parks. but in America, simply walking down the street, any manner of looney tunes fate could befall you. swept away by rapids, or a piano could fall on you, your head emerging with keys for teeth

Canadians used to be like “I gotta go to Zellers!”

me with the laundry from the dryer