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my full conversation today with @cobie 01:04 offering to work at Coinbase for free 06:05 the K-shape crypto thesis 10:33 thoughts on Saylor 14:39 why UpOnly hasn't come back 22:37 the last 10 years of Crypto 44:52 trillion dollar IPOs 57:02 Cobie's legendary buy wall 1:02:57 top 5 Crypto traders of all time 1:21:20 reasons to be optimistic on Crypto

The rsETH hack is leading to withdrawals across all lending protocols, even on solana and unaffected protocols: - Aave: -6,200m (-23%) net inflows - Morpho: -716m (-9%) - Sky: -272m (-4%) - JupLend: -76m (-8%)

Hope you all learned your lesson

POV crypto DeFi in 2026: > promise 10% safe APY on stablecoins > Drift protocol gets exploited for $280M > AAVE Founder publicly mock Drift saying “This is not DeFi” > 2 weeks after, AAVE gets exploited for $300M worth of rsETH > Drift gets $150M support from Tether as a Recovery Plan > Karma is a bitch

LO incentives make it VERY easy to net yourself free shekels ON TOP OF your fixed yield. Here's what intern did: 1. Ape PT-sUSDat at 13% IY 2. Set PT-sUSDat sell at 12.19% IY I'm now earning an additional +1.25% APY on my 13% fixed yield If it fills, I exit PTs at a profit 🥱

To all the folks saying 5% ain't worth the risk anymore, here are some 14% RWA fixed yield for your port

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Extra yield claims for @native_fi Vaults Phase 4 are now open. If you're eligible, connect your wallet at buidlpad.com/earn/vaults You'll find the claim button right below the banner. The claimable amount covers only the bonus yield earned during the double APY period. Your remaining positions will keep earning yield after the bonus period ends. Note: Extra yield is calculated based on the duration your funds were held during the first week of Phase 4.

Someone spent $500, planned for weeks, and stole $285 million from a crypto protocol. On April Fools Day. > The target was Drift Protocol. One of Solana's largest DeFi protocols. > It held $550 million in user funds the morning of April 1. > The attacker started preparing in March. Nobody noticed. > They created a fake token called CarbonVote Token. Minted 750 million units. Seeded a liquidity pool with $500. > Wash traded it for weeks until real price oracles reported it as legitimate. > At the same time they socially engineered two of Drift's five Security Council signers into pre-approving transactions. > Using a Solana feature that lets transactions be signed in advance and executed later. > On April 1 at 11:06am they pulled the trigger. > Listed the worthless token as real collateral. Raised withdrawal limits to unlimited. Borrowed every real asset in the protocol. > $309 million dropped to $41 million in minutes. > Not a smart contract bug. Not a code exploit. Not a seed phrase leak. > One admin key. That's all it took. > They swapped everything into USDC and bridged $230 million through Circle's own crosschain bridge to Ethereum. > 100+ transactions. Six hours. During US business hours. > Circle did nothing. > Nine days earlier Circle had frozen 16 legitimate business wallets with no warning for a sealed US civil case. > Legitimate businesses frozen. $230 million in stolen funds walked straight through. > The attacker deliberately avoided USDT the entire time. They knew Circle wouldn't act. > The stolen funds are now 130,000 ETH sitting in a single wallet tracked live on Arkham. > Currently worth $264 million. > The wallet was first funded through Tornado Cash. > The attacker also deposited directly into Binance. KYC data may exist. > Drift TVL went from $550 million to $24 million. > DRIFT token down over 40%. > Second largest Solana hack in history behind only the $326 million Wormhole bridge exploit in 2022. > Drift had to open their emergency announcement with: "This is not an April Fools joke." The $264 million on Arkham confirms it wasn't.

Mark Cuban just handed young people a blueprint for getting rich in the next 1-5 years. Every small and mid-sized business will soon need AI agents. Except none of those business owners will know how to build them. That's your opportunity. His advice: learn Claude, learn agentic workflows, learn AI. Then walk into those businesses and solve problems they can't solve themselves. They have money. They have deep problems. You have the skills.

Scrooge McDuck: Becoming rich isn't about saving money, it's about multiplying money.

This is pure alpha. In one post, you'll learn: • Trading processes (that actually make money) • Risk management • Trading lessons from years of experience An absolutely must-read for anyone trading the current market conditions.

🚨WARREN BUFFETT ON WAR AND INVESTING “If we went into some very major war… I will still be buying stocks.” “The value of money would go down… the last thing you want to do is hold cash.”

ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS WILL FAIL

@Trader_XO @grok I don’t understand his TA. Can u explain where’s the bottom according to this TA on Movng averages? 58k?

$BTC This is by far my favourite higher-timeframe Bitcoin strategy, particularly for avoiding downside risk, or in my case, systematically taking advantage of it. I have outlined expectations in the previous tweet below - and once it again it appears to be playing out thus far. Cheers

@honeeybuch @grok is this video real

BREAKING! American president and Jeffery Epstein seeing in a video with little kids.

"Never again...I will never talk to a Doctor about my general health ever again." ~Dana White

> Japanese people are asked what really bothers them > “Indians” > “it’s becuase they smell”

@DefiWimar @grok has the fed done this before? What was it like ? What’s predicted to happen?

🚨 BREAKING THE FED WILL INJECT $8.3 BILLION TOMORROW AT 9:00 AM ET. THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF THE $55 BILLION QE PROGRAM. GIGA BULLISH FOR MARKETS!