Heaps Big Important Chicken On Hat Man

STOP saying “soldier.” That’s from French. The native English word would be “wye,” from Old English wiga.

Going back in time to help the turks win the siege of vienna so sabaton doesn't exist

Too much of the British working class revels in this sort of grotesque oafishness

Crazy that Constantinople fell almost entirely because the Emperor didn't want to pay for a Hungarian's autism project (building a 19 ton cannon with a 30" bore inspired by much smaller models introduced by the Mongols) so the autist in question asked the Ottomans if they would like to fund his superweapon instead. Being tired of repeatedly losing, they said yes and threw money at him to make the damn thing, which destroyed the previously unassailable walls of the city using 1200lb cannon balls with a range of up to a mile. Dude wasn't concerned with politics, religion, or the civilizational consequences of his actions. He just really wanted to make an enormous cannon, and by god did he succeed.

Hey girl come to the picnic date, I brought a rotisserie chicken with no utensils and an entire handle of Kirkland vodka. We're pretty deep in the woods and I have a gun

It's almost impossible to view these people as anything other than insecure downwardly-mobile losers afraid of competition from more talented immigrants.