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Hank Epton
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Hank Epton
@HankEpton
Sandwich enthusiast, cyclist. Go-to consigliere, novice Eggo chef. Blocked by Rudy Giuliani, Eric Trump & Dan Bongino. Never met with Russians. Go Yankees!
South FL and New York Katılım Kasım 2009
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Iran's navy tells ships Strait of Hormuz shut again, two vessels report gunfire
reuters.com/world/europe/i…
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WTAF?
“On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors.”
open.substack.com/pub/charliesyk…
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They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.
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His brain is Swiss cheese. Just flitting about from one random thing to the next.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "The SAVE America is so good. You have to born in the United States to vote. We have no transgender mutilization of our children."
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Just to be clear, I agree he’s in 25th amendment territory.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "The SAVE America is so good. You have to born in the United States to vote. We have no transgender mutilization of our children."
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BREAKING: Iranian gunboats have fired on a tanker in the Strait of Hormuz, British military says — AP
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And there it is....
Update in Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against his own I.R.S., in which he seeks taxpayer-funded damages for the prior release of his tax records
Trump legal filing says he's in "discussions" with his own I.R.S. to "avoid protracted litigation"
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Steve Bannon has pissed himself at the World Economic Forum
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Lol, whoever is running Iran’s embassy accounts has single-handedly won the war without firing a single weapon.
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I assume it's our man in Inglewood Jules Winnfield.
Jonathan Alter@jonathanalter
This is one of the funniest and most pathetic moment of 2026 (so far). And that's saying a lot. Who is Hegseth's speechwriter?
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(Reuters) - Significant differences between Iran and the United States remain to reach a deal aimed at ending the war, a senior Iranian official told Reuters on Friday, adding that keeping the Strait of Hormuz open is "conditional on U.S. adherence to the terms of ceasefire".
The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said "no agreement has been reached on the details of the nuclear issues," and serious negotiations are required to overcome differences.
He said Tehran hoped that a preliminary agreement could be reached in the coming days with mediator Pakistan’s efforts, with the possibility of extending the ceasefire to "create space for more talks on lifting sanctions on Iran and securing compensation for war damages".
"In exchange, Iran will provide assurances to the international community about the peaceful nature of its nuclear programme," he said, adding that any other "narrative about the ongoing talks is a misrepresentation of the situation".
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so appalling this happened
Sig Christenson 🏕🔭🗽@saddamscribe
French Widow jailed by ICE Is Released After 16 Days: She was greeted at Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport by her three adult children, still in her prison wear - orange shoes, sweatpants and a gray sweater, covered in stains and holes. nytimes.com/2026/04/17/us/… via @NYTimes
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Check this one off the Mad Libs list.
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski
The raccoon penis is officially part of the congressional record.
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It's a verbal Russian nesting doll of insanity.
Spiro’s Ghost@AntiToxicPeople
Complete and utter lunatic says Trump is very very sane. Impressive.
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@Caddyshack_1980 @ChevyChaseToGo Oh Cindy. Still so sad she's gone. Lived not far from me. Such a neat lady.
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“I enjoy… skinny-skiing… going to bullfights on acid.
I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
“How do you mean?
Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?”
#Caddyshack ⛳️
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@GretchenCarlson @tarapalmeri @MarkHalperin Yeah. I dunno that Halperin is the most reliable narrator when it comes to creepers and predators.
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The hypocrisy here is staggering—even for @MarkHalperin. This is someone who faced multiple misconduct allegations, now claiming “everyone knew” about Swalwell? Please.
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The man belongs in a mental hospital
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "The Failing New York Times, FAKE NEWS CNN, and others, just don’t know what to do. They are desperately looking for a reason to criticize President Donald J. Trump on the Iran situation, but just can’t find it. Why don’t they just say, at the right time, JOB WELL DONE, MR. PRESIDENT, and start to gain back their credibility???"
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I am starting to get very concerned about today.
We have an almost PERFECT environment for creating Strong Tornados in Wisconsin and eastern Iowa. That's why I've put the LOCK IN zone there.
The big question is if we will get any Supercells to utilize that environment?
If we do, then those Storms are likely to produce a few STRONG to INTENSE EF3+ Tornados.
Even if we don't (not likely), a POWERFUL cold front will spawn a massive line of Storms, where destructive wind gusts up to 90 mph!!! could occur.
I would not be shocked if the Winds cause the most damage today. Especially near Kansas City and through Missouri.
Lock in my brotheren. Today could be a BIG day 👊
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Of course, this didn't happen.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "Now that the Hormuz Strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. They were useless when needed, a Paper Tiger! President DJT"
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