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hi I'm hank I'm just a kind and charming young man (18) who has been eternally cursed by a mesopotamian prophet 👋 I like awesome things Like superheroes and lesbians

@ScaledKalina yes!!!!!

@HankVentureREAL is this... f1 fan me perchance

my favorite mutual my best friend my best friends girlfriend my fav mutual's mutual the boys darkshipper some supernatural fan my favorite venture bros fanartist my other fav vbros fanartist (except they don't draw vbros much anymore so whatever) lesbian brank shipper

@ScaledKalina hello kal

@HankVentureREAL f1 friend...👀👀👀

why are there bombs going off outside

@KVJGreene @msfpatriot you're a horrible person and you're all going to hell lmfao

@msfpatriot He spends too much time on his phone but we don't really take him seriously, he's esentially the lolcow of the family

I convinced my neonazi LARPing 11 year old brother that Tom Pearl was some mass shooter and this dumbass actually put it in his manifesto 😭

hi I'm hank I'm just a kind and charming young man (18) who has been eternally cursed by a mesopotamian prophet 👋 I like awesome things Like superheroes and lesbians

@MidwestHedgie @thereisnobeth this is just mean, I guess I can understand the concern behind a major surgery but putting that over your supposed friend's/partner's recovery is so selfish and inconsiderate. I hope she will get over her ignorance soon and/or you find someone less entitled

@thereisnobeth i had to promise my (cis) partner that i wouldn't do the rib thing, because she was so worried about it, and i can't even bring it up out loud without her getting mad. got the ole "if you do that, you're on your own for the 12 weeks of recovery"

"you can cut your penis off but you cannot remove a rib" - my mean and controlling girlfriend

the stripper hates me and groans out loud when they get a notification from me

@ChickenN00dle5_ @denkiscupid OHHH YEAH I DO KNOW ABOUT SAM LOL, I've never seen it anbreviated before. thanks for the clarification

@HankVentureREAL @denkiscupid SAM is the split attraction model, which is essentially "your romantic orientation and sexual orientation can differ, conflict, or not match" for example, someone might be sexually attracted to men, but not romantically attracted to them. or someone could be asexual but alloro

YOU ARE BISEXUAL OH MY GOD.

Fem Homelander and Soldier boy (NOT a ship!) #theboys #homelander #soldierboy

@dudecester I'm not gonna assume you want comfort BUT I feel exactly like this as well it's nice to see someone else talking about it. I don't listen to music or look at my phone when I'm in public because I feel like something could happen to me at any moment and I wanna be ready/aware lol

[#VentureBros] got an ask on tumblr about the grandma-granddaughter dynamic i like between hunter and destiny and immediately thought of this joke, but then had to spend over a week figuring out how to draw a car in order to tell it

Hello micah ...... fancy seeing you here......

vbros fandom so fucking small Just followed someone cuz they liked vbros and they sent me a ss of my tiktok saying we're already mutuals Lmfaooo

sorry I lied no I can't

oops I thought I was on priv. but yeah I can host spaces on priv too

LmFAOOO I COULD START A SPACE IF I REALLY WANTED TO

but anyways good morning everyone

@cutsnshii01 and then he takes advantage of homelander's doting and submissive state of mind to his pleasure

And if I said I think Soldier Boy bullies Homelander into an age regressive state without even trying/knowing , who's with me,,

@AmazonHelp thx jack yk you the goat

@HankVentureREAL No problem, please let us know if you need any help in the future. -Jack

still waiting on my castor oil @amazon chop chop y'all

@AmazonHelp ok it's actually not that srs forgot y'all actually be replying and shit

@HankVentureREAL Hi, we'd like to help with your order. To clarify, what is its current status as advised here: amzn.to/NAYourOrders? -Jack