Ilana Avergun

My whole personality is accidentally sitting down next to a loose lizard on the subway and being terrified, but not wanting to move seats or cars in case I hurt their feelings.

Thanks for having me #NACDA!

FREE JOEY CHESTNUT

Juan Soto Basketball Jersey. Tomorrow. 1st 18,000 guests. Be there 👉 bit.ly/47Twy4y

Starting a series called “work tasks out of context.” Today I took feet pics of Santa. Honestly? Worth it. Merry Christmas!!

Petition for all cars to be quiet cars on 6am @Amtrak trains. 🙋🏻‍♀️

Sorry I can’t, I’m busy crying at clips of players getting drafted.

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Can someone point me to the #production thread that explains how @rihanna and her dancers floated from the sky on moving platforms? I need to know. #SBLVII

Few things spark more joy than when the upgrade clears. ✈️ Thanks @Delta!

Celebs sitting directly in front of and behind me on the plane, meanwhile I literally don’t even realize until they start talking to each other… because I was distracted by a dog. On brand.

Back in my natural habitat, the JFK @Delta lounge.

Going out of 2022 on top… of a lawnmower.

Weather App: 45 degrees Me: Yes, I’d like to order a large iced coffee please

Scatter my ashes at Hillstone.

One of those “I did that” moments that make me proud and excited to go to work every day. The Captain premieres after the Home Run Derby on July 18th 👇🏼

Happy @originalnathans Day to all who celebrate. 🌭✨😎

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Pro tip. Newport is not the land of the NJB.

@madslevs Will donate to your Sephora fund in solidarity.