Harold “Horsecock” Tinklestein III

@thesniffer44 time to get a #job

Last ever fraternity party tonight

Showing the highlights to the new #wife (#cougar ) #LANK

@rollcallsec you’re the nigga in the picture aren’t you

“Average SEC couple and the such” but can we just be happy for a great guy that got a beautiful girl???

@DerekNotJeter for sure a #expand

My boy just said he’s averaging 0.75 titty grabs per month this semester #expand ? #shrink ?

With the wife tonight #stressedaf #startingasatruefreshman #LANK

@peterthiellover #meatdoxx

Anyone have a doxx recommendation for 4 followers?

@peterthiellover thanks for the clarification #richard

Correction, fat women. Fat guys are #chillers

I genuinely despise fat people #lank

@ParkLang12 good looks for the #boomer

Holy shit! Old man just dropped the hard “r” at the gym. Huge fight erupted #boomers vs #black

@DevinMesoraco12 surprised you didn’t get a whiff of the #poo smell from outside the door

Bombed my exam then walked in on my roommate with an Indian girl #suicide

@chipbaghayze #NutterNation up next

Congrats to the #Nutters

@RobertNMyer must be a whore’s burner i would rather have a #gayson

Woke up with a sore throat

@MattThomasCPA @peterthiellover

@ItsDeanTime mine looks similar, however, i have #arthritis

78 follower foot dox #lank

@BlackoutGlasses nice is she looking for a roommate? #lank

My wife that’s not my wife is staying near all summer long

@Gunnerdebrised Share with the class #expand

this is why you can’t be fake nice to ugly people

@chudl0ser im 75 maybe stop making assumptions #phag

Why are all of u 13 omg

@murphyplshomer ha this takes me back to the good old days back in ‘64 when I joined the mile high club myself #would

Whoever’s doing southwests hiring needs a raise.

@BreakfastBacon1 bang her and her and leave #GodsPlan

hanging out with a girl tonight

@peterthiellover nice job dox

Works looking dead. Reign on the lineup. Does life get any better? #larp #expand #ihatemylife