Harold “Perc” Perkins

Rate my buddies game last night (she sent him a picture of her and her friend)

@PPercalator It ain’t that deep lil bro😭

@Haroldper3 Look at the people you call “ buddies “ I’m staying far from your corny ass functions dweeb

Rate my buddies game last night (she sent him a picture of her and her friend)

“Yeah let’s all look as gay as possible and wear our sorority baseball jerseys” #nukeTAMU #fags

@PPercalator I bet you’re fun at parties squid

@Haroldper3 Yall be friends with genuine losers like damn bro do no normal people fw you

@pissyyoinky @Kiffinbesniffin Just say your a squid #fag

@Kiffinbesniffin @Haroldper3 You think this guy is less of a degenerate? His whole group has been laughing about that all day most likely

@insanecokerfan Slightly but A for effort

@Haroldper3 Is your buddy retarted😭

@kentstein 2 sips of a beer I’m cracking buns

Feeling… indecisive🤔 lets get #questionable

@Ronurlacher Absolutely horrific take

@senator_snips Buddy lined up some flour on a plate. I know bag when I see it

Thot daughter doesn’t sound too bad actually #fag

@ThrobbyBoucher Let the kid have a little fun (that’s the gayest shit I’ve ever seen)

#eliminate this fag

@birdman_000 Happens to the best of us my friend

@thegoodster_ I’d personally pay for each of those #fags haircuts for the next year

@ChadEatonbox Sounds like you had quite the day, Chad. A joint always does the job though. Best, Harold

Yesterday I drank 24 beers, ate 18 donuts, ran a half marathon and jerked off 6 times in 8.5 hours. Currently battling the single worst hangover of the year and will not be shocked if this persists through my final tomorrow. Joint and a Dunkin’ lemonade that tastes like piss

@djdumpsac I almost had a fucking stroke reading this

Yes ex girlfriend, you came to the right person to ask this

@RoyceDuck312222 Agreed. #fags

@birdman_000 Sounds like a great idea, birdman. Best, Harold

Mind if I drink a lot of beer and watch the derby?

@ChadzThundercok Where’s the #bag

Getting gay tonight, meet at alumni center #grease #skinflute

Is Anyone #boozin

Surfside, McGriddle, and a lil addy to get this Saturday started #expand