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I finally got one, as I shud. I be very impo’tant y’know. Cheers ol’ butt. #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry #RodStewart #RishiSunak #ZahawiTaxScandal #heritage
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Mark Harper MP parody
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Mark Harper MP parody
@HarpicMp
Responsible for the State of U.K. Transport. Cheekbones of Skeletor. Ex-table dancer. Forest of Dean MP ᴾᵃʳᵒᵈʸ ᴬᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿt - not t’be confused with a Tory.
Forest of Dean Katılım Kasım 2020
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@DemonBrewer Lissen. I gorrid o’ bleddy cowap fer you buggers. Chun’ ever appy, be yer? Blame the Lydney Independents. ‘ten” even vorest.
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@HarpicMp Tin foil 'at on?
Transport secretary Mark Harper : "What is sinister, and what we shouldn't tolerate, is the idea that local councils can decide how often you go to the shops, and that they can ration who uses the roads and when, and that they police it all with CCTV."
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@DemonBrewer Why ‘av a tram when I can use me cart an’ ‘os? Plenny o’vree vuel fer Hercules yer mind butt.
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@HarpicMp 'ow 'bout a fast tram vrum the Forest to Gloster? You got the cash an' yer?
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Floor ‘seats’ only @CrossCountryUK Never mind HS2, sort out northern trains @harpicmp @rishisunak @MayorofGM
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@DemonBrewer Bin on me ‘olidees in Japan, ant I? Making plans t’bring back thic ‘ogwarts Express.
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@HarpicMp Too busy table dancing to bother turning up? #notrecorded" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/…
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@Mark_J_Harper Jus’ an idea? Maybe we cud ‘av a taxi rank in our cunstituency? We ant got a single one?
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Today I’ve announced robust new measures to root out unfit drivers from our taxi and private hire vehicle industry.
I had the pleasure of meeting Sian’s family and I know they're proud to have her legacy forever associated with this boost in passenger safety and confidence.
Department for Transport@transportgovuk
Sian O’Callaghan was tragically murdered by a cab driver in 2011, changing her family's lives forever. Today we have introduced a new law in England that will help identify unfit drivers to keep the public safe.
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Pick me, pick me, pick me! Please?
Carol Vorderman@carolvorders
Dominic Raab, his resignation letter. The bully, and as with all bullies, defends, denies.... They are all cowards in the end 😡
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@ianstew30509011 @British_Airways @Flight_Refunds @thepointsguy Hmmm? We d’only ‘av English Bicknor International in the vorest. I dun’t think @British_Airways d’fly vrom there.
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@HarpicMp hope your having a good weekend, would the chaos that @British_Airways have caused and are causing be something the minister for transport could get involved with ? 1000’s stranded 1000’s waiting for refund/expenses @Flight_Refunds @thepointsguy
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@DemonBrewer What is dri wiks? D’you mean free wiks? Plus, I think you’ll vind tha’ me very own driver dun’t ‘it them pot’oles. He d’sclusively drive out of the vorest. Not my zircus.
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@HarpicMp You'll be out of office long before you repair the ones left by the broadband installation damage in the forest alone. Average life of pothole repairs locally is dri wiks!
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@PeterTaylorFoD @Mark_J_Harper @HuwMerriman Bu’ also Newent an’ ‘untley were never vorest till we gerrymandered them in.
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Since our appointment, @HuwMerriman & I have worked hard to try and end these disputes
RMT members at Network Rail have voted to accept a fair & reasonable deal
Here’s why RMT leaders should give their members at train operating companies the chance to vote on their offer too👇
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@PeterTaylorFoD @Mark_J_Harper @HuwMerriman Yer, I be on the roight zide of thic A48. Them on t’other zide also ‘av no business.
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Jus’ confirming’ yer rumours tha’ I dun’t live on this planet, let alone in the Vorest. Send ‘elp #NHSStrikes #ambulancestrike
Mark Harper@Mark_J_Harper
🚀 Today we’re one step closer to opening the UK’s galactic gateway with @VirginOrbit receiving the UK’s first ever spaceflight operator licence. 🇬🇧 We’re now on the cusp of the UK's first launch from @SpaceCornwall in 2023.
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@PeterTaylorFoD @Mark_J_Harper @VirginOrbit @SpaceCornwall Oh dear. You seem t’be takin’ the werds owt o’ me own cake’ole.
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🚀 Today we’re one step closer to opening the UK’s galactic gateway with @VirginOrbit receiving the UK’s first ever spaceflight operator licence.
🇬🇧 We’re now on the cusp of the UK's first launch from @SpaceCornwall in 2023.
Department for Transport@transportgovuk
Spaceflight from the UK is one step closer to becoming reality as @VirginOrbit receives the UK’s first ever spaceflight operator licence and range control licence from the @UK_CAA 🚀 Read more on the benefits this brings 👉 gov.uk/government/new…
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@Stephen14520001 @Mark_J_Harper @HMCoastguard @RoyalNavy @ukhomeoffice @kent_police @RNLI Shame they have no choice but to be a charity of volunteers.
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My thoughts are with those involved in the distressing incident in the Channel this morning.
I thank @HMCoastguard for coordinating a huge search and rescue operation with @RoyalNavy, @ukhomeoffice, @kent_police and others.
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@Mark_J_Harper @HMCoastguard @RoyalNavy @ukhomeoffice @kent_police Sorry everyone. What I meant to say is tha’ I have empathy with every person tha’ be strugglin’ right now. Maybe you got me all wrong?
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