HarrietW
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@KirstieMAllsopp It could be she was so entranced by the clearly charismatic and so butch Mr Murrell that she didn’t question anything. Though the campervan is still a mystery.
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If Nicola Sturgeon didn’t question/notice expenditure in her home, in her own kitchen, then what the heck was going on with taxpayer’s money, did this reckless attitude to expenditure impact the entire Scottish government?
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I know it will be Matt Lucas who plays the part of Murrell in the Netflix special, but I’m struggling to think who casting directors might give the ‘Nicola’ role to?
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@Adrian_Hilton Is he maybe a cosplaying fetishist? In the campervan he only took salt and pepper from a Lalique grinder?
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I can only assume that Peter Murrell kept the £2,600 pair of salt and pepper grinders in a private kitchen cupboard, and only took them out when he ate alone. As you do.
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling
@eNeecie Every other day a new motorhome appears in my mother-in-law's drive and Neil hands me another bucket full of jewellery and cosmetics. I can only assume he's got himself a part time job I'm too busy to ask about.
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Sturgeon off on holiday to get some relief from the pain and trauma she is suffering as a result of not noticing that there was a brand new bean to cup coffee machine in her kitchen, as she made herself a cup of Mellow Birds:
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@SlenderSherbet Very true! Not Nicola Sturgeon’s I would imagine these days.
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I did apply for this and they said I'd have to work a month in hand.
Joi AI@joi___ai
we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid
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A big happy birthday to the man himself.
Still looking sharp and we can't wait to see him on the road this summer - PWHQ.
📸 Dean Chalkley
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@francesbarber13 Maybe, he just was a compulsive shopper and couldn’t help himself.
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This has to be my favourite in the whole debacle. 2 & half grand on salt & pepper.
Anya Palmer@anyabike
I mean, you would notice, wouldn't you? Did he just take them out to look at when Sturgeon wasn't there?
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@WrecklessGamer If my hubs brought home Lalique spice grinders, I would hope I would notice!
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@thesundaysport Maybe, in Scotland, having your own camper van attracts drug addled dirty women? It is something to contemplate.
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If I nicked £400k from a political party, I'd invest it in dirty women and drugs, not fritter it on a camper van.
I thought the Scots were supposed to be canny.
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He didn’t write wonderwall so he could shag 60 year old women
Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki
sorry but I’m sick of this predatory ass shit Noel Gallagher is 58 his gf is 28 how on earth is a geriatric man supposed to say no to a beautiful zoomette???
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@JamesHeartfield What you have to remember is that these protesters have a terrible enmity towards the police, those in power, or anyone who disagrees with them. Any chance to cause a dust up and they will take it.
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This is the moment it kicked off in the Basque airport. You can see the flotilla activists made a line across the exit that blocked other passengers. The police tried to make a space for them to get through. The protester shoved the police and it started.
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@BarkJack_ @PageSix @BrightlyAgain How is being skeletal divine? She looks like a skeleton! Not divine or aspirational. A sad, tired skeleton.
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Football Legend George Best. Belfast.
(22nd May 1946 – 25th November 2005).
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@StephenNolan @NualaMcAllister I remember there being a referendum on whether our local swimming pool could open on a Sunday, way back in the day. How times have changed.
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8 out of 10 people in Belfast say 'yes' to extending Sunday shop opening hours - so will the council approve?
@NualaMcAllister | Phil Kelly
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@ireland_society Gosh! I remember Supermac. Mr Ruddock was the manager in my day. It was a superior shop in those days. Compared to Stewards.
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A New Store opens. Supermac. Saintfield Road, Belfast. 1964. (NIS)
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