Smokey Harrison

@saras76 @GettyImages He looks pissed

RFK Jr. being escorted out. Horrifying.

@DavidShuster ??? I never heard of you

With the White House Correspondents Association declaring Donald Trump an “honoree” at tonight’s dinner, I declined an organization’s invitation to attend. The sane washing of Trump and his war on the press is dangerous. And the WHCA is an absolute disgrace. #WHCD

@wideawake_media You should change your name to asleep and silent before you go.

Bye X. It was fun while it lasted. This platform has been made unusable for me. I have much better things to be doing with my time.

@LangmanVince Why is she there? I thought she worked at Fridays.

OMG, this is Taylor Lorenz at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner tonight in the year 2026! 😂😂😂

@sciencegirl This book has no happy ending.

Only those who read books regularly will understand this feeling.

@JudgeJeanine @Ghostofcynthia You look beautiful

On my way to what will be one of the best White House Correspondents Dinners. You can’t beat President Trump!

@tracybeanz No

To my Floridian followers, answer “yes” or “no.” Is Byron Donalds BELOVED in Florida? Not NY. FLORIDA.

@marcuslemonis I’m already there

Pick a State you would move to if you needed to leave where you are now.

@LangmanVince 🙄

@BasedMikeLee True. I will not vote in 28 if you all let Trump get impeached.

Trump’s right Do this or we lose

@GuntherEagleman …unless you poll Floridians

🚨POLL DROP: Byron Donalds is already leading potential democrat challengers in the Florida Governor’s race! The America First warrior is polling strong and positioned to keep Florida deep red.

@EricLDaugh Amazing, after all the bitching you finally support him

🚨 NOW: Incredible sight as Gov. Ron DeSantis unveils a GEORGE WASHINGTON statue — in Florida’s WASHINGTON COUNTY! Florida is doing it RIGHT 👏🏻🇺🇸 We have statues of: - Thomas Jefferson in Jefferson County - James Monroe in Monroe County - James Madison in Madison County (work in progress) - Alexander Hamilton in Hamilton County - Benjamin Franklin in Franklin County Keep SELLING OFF your American statues, blue states! Florida will gladly buy them at a discount and do them HONOR 🔥

@ailanyus 🙋‍♀️

How many women can claim they still have real nails, real eyebrows, and real eyelashes, Anyone?

@EYakoby @SenRickScott

Hassan Piker urges his audience to assassinate senators, stating: “If you cared about Medicare fraud, you would kill Rick Scott.” In what world is it acceptable for Democrats to campaign with him?

@SpeakerJohnson And they will get away with it because republicans are spineless.

Democrats’ Trump Derangement Syndrome has blinded them from having any real plan besides impeaching President Trump. It’s disappointing but not surprising. Republicans remain LASER FOCUSED on making life better for the American people.

@1Nicdar Sexual abuse

Ridiculous. 🤡 🌎

The new @WhiteHouse bee hive is expected to increase annual honey production by an estimated 30 pounds, allowing for even greater use in preparing White House culinary dishes, serving as official gifts from the @POTUS and @FLOTUS, and supporting charitable donations of healthy foods to local food kitchens. whitehouse.gov/briefings-stat…

@itslinklauren I cannot name one Swift song. Her voice is indistinguishable from any other B level singer. Gaga, Britney, Nicks, Whitney, Christina, Celine, Martina, Mariah - recognize them every time. Indelible, unforgettable.

I’m not a Taylor Swift hater, but when you hear these classic songs you question whether or not her discography will stand the test of time. She’s very commercially successful and has broken records. But I don’t think her music will have the same cultural impact as legends like ABBA, Michael Jackson and others who we still listen to 50 years later.

@BillyM2k @Hologram_9 What do you think we bought before we became filthy rich?

@Hologram_9 are those homes or falling apart, 700 sq foot 1974 condos

@cath2060 @CurtisDaly_ And record the complaining with an expensive iPhone.

@CurtisDaly_ Stupid bitch, but invest in false nails at $250 a visit, and swing that ass around with the $300 perm and tell us how it is!! These people are funny. x.com/CurtisDaly_/st…

We were raised to be adults in a world that no longer exists