Harrison IT Services

@TracketPacer We made the mistake once, early days, with CCA. Will never touch it again. We'd rather walk away from a job than deal with it. Just not worth it. Good solid core ethernet is the foundation of your network.

complaints are as follows: 1) “she said CAT6 but the jacket says CAT5” (it does not, the 6 was just printed badly) 2) “CCA is safe & effective for network installation, you’re lying” (no it’s not & it’s also illegal like everywhere in the U.S.) 3) “CCA could never cause a fire because something something the outside of the cable is the only thing that interacts with POE” (no it’s not, you’re just wrong) SOURCES SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO GOOGLE flukenetworks.com/content/applic… belden.com/blog/cca-cable… capital-electric.com/copper-clad-al…

never in my life did i think making a quick video about copper clad aluminum fucking cabling would make so many men angry at me. this has got to be in my top 5 unintentionally rage inducing posts of all time

@khaliltooshort Rise of The Robots

Name one game PC players were hyped for and it flopped

@denisebarbour @Blonde_Nutter We've installed Internet and hardwired WiFi in houses built in 1780. It can be done. Feel free to get it touch if would like some advice

@Blonde_Nutter I'm one of those, I live in an old house with terrible internet because of the thick walls. We have several boosters in the house and its still like dial up now and then

So when they turn off Sky satellite 2029 and freeview 2034, what are old people going to do 🤔 Also what happens for people who live in poor Internet signal areas?

@lynnbanks10 @BigBearF1 We have years of experience of not laughing at his jokes. We have a very simple 2 step program that can help.

@BigBearF1 That was bad timing for me to be drinking a coffee lol! Spluttered 😂 xx

@ClassicAdvertz Who rembers when Guinness released this as a screen saver? It went on quite a few computers back in the day.

Guinness “The Dancing Man” Guess the year? 🤔

@elhackernet This is what we came across last week.

@BigBearF1 That wouldn't work @BigBearF1 We've installed #homenetwork solutions on farms in the past. The best way for a stable connection is to run POE ethernet to acsess points.

I could never get good WiFi on my farm..so I moved the router to the barn and now I get a stable connection. 🤣😆🤣

@BigBearF1 We only have your Word for that.

My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it.

@Mericamemed Has someone just filmed one of our installs?!

Administrator Protects!

@SBarrettBar The old HP Laser jet II were pretty indestructible. Some of the old dot matrix printers would run for years printing multi-sheet invoices. Sometimes the print heads would have to be replaced as the pins wore out.

It's staggering, but in 30 years of using computers No one has managed to manufacture a reliable printer.

@nasrinsiddiqui @CrochetLady15 @DreyfusJames Getafix? Or the British druid who was called Valueaddedtax.

‘The year is 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely…One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the Roman legionnaires who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium…” If you know, you know…😉

@DreyfusJames Are we all Geriatrix now ?

@atomicjoy @BigBearF1 He wouldn't get that one...

@BigBearF1 Why did you mistake him for Dr Kirk Langstrom?

There's a new guy at work called Wayne Bruce, and I said, "Ah my old nemesis ManBat". Nobody got it. Honestly, I am wasted in that place..

@BigBearF1 We've actually ran #datanetwork in a couple of funeral homes over the years. Both had their own mortuary.

I went to the mortuary and they asked me to identify the body of a dead campanologist. I looked at him and said: “He doesn’t ring any bells".

@PcPhilanthropy In 29 years in IT never used one. Never had a component fail.

Has anyone actually ever used one these when building a PC?

@ninedaysband @deesnider You have to agree that the Bad News version of Bohemian Rhapsody is better than the original Queen version.

@deesnider Bad News!!! Our entire band quotes the Bad News album endlessly. It is literally an initiation for you to be any part of our crew. There is nothing like Colin’s moronic Bass runs…

Well, you would know. You were in…wait. What band were you in? Agin I love Spinal Tap. It’s brilliant (them and “Bad News” out of the UK) but I disagree with Ronnie. And somehow the event went on without me :)

@ElliotSpencer_X @ninedaysband @deesnider He was playing Baddada like a fury.. !

@ninedaysband @deesnider Which one? Badadadadadadada da… da… da… dah?

@ninedaysband @deesnider Hey Mr. Baseman.. !

@BigBearF1 This is classed as out of hours emergency consultancy. Very expensive, apparently you can. A quick search has lots of guides.

@Harrison_IT 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂. Can it be done mate? 🤔

Trying to work out if I can link my twitter posts straight to TikTok? 🤔🤔🤔. If only I knew an IT specialist up in the northeast? @Harrison_IT ?!?!? 🙏🏻