Mr. Tomuck

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

nyc to miami flight with spirit airlines: $90 after spirit airlines shutdown: $250

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

BREAKING: Tesla invests $2 billion into SpaceX

Hot take: Matt Ryan was a better QB than Eli Manning… people just worship rings. Agree or nah? 👀

THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. A rental car company with $25 billion in debt just exploded 600% in a month because two investors own over 100% of the stock. Avis Budget Group $CAR hit a record high of $608.80 on Monday, surging 23% in a single day. Two hedge funds, SRS Investment and Pentwater Capital, control 71% of the shares but when including their cash-settled equity swaps, their combined holding exceeds the entire outstanding supply. This is a company that reported a $995 million net loss last year and has been struggling under a massive debt load for months. One technical ownership glitch changed everything. The supply mismatch is so extreme that short sellers are trapped in a mathematical impossibility. With zero shares left to borrow and the float effectively non existent, the market just gave a debt heavy rental company a 6x gain simply because the math broke.

"Profitability remains a central concern." $LMND

This is hilarious, a shoe company pivoting to AI. You can’t make this stuff up lol $BIRD

Attempting to check my daughters math homework & how the hell am i supposed to know if the 2nd answer is correct when i don’t understand the problem 😂

$LMND will reach $95, bookmark it. 📌