Hartley Wintney 🦌

Nothing better illustrates the fatuousness of political honours than the knighthood for Ranil Jayawardena, a perfectly nice, decent man but a Cabinet minister for 49 days. It's all so shabby.

Well this is quite a thing…!

Ranil got a knighthood!?

Anyone know why I’m now getting a load of notifications from random people with purple stars, and how to stop it?

Why am getting notifications from randos?

@annashergold @alexbrewer Yeah I have asked on both platforms

@hartleywintney @alexbrewer try asking on the other place, @alexbrewer said she's there now - I agree it would be good to have the discussion (and on balance I think I agree with a change, but needs checks & balances)

@alexbrewer Hi Alex, are you willing to share your views on the Assisted Dying Bill and which way you’re planning to vote please? I would personally support you voting for a change to the law (for what it’s worth), but also understand that it’s a very difficult topic. Thanks

. @HartleyFC

Come over to the other place (Blue Sky), it’s getting better every day

@SPRINTSmusic Brilliant night, thank you! x

This is it. The big one. Tonight, playing in the iconic Kentish Town Forum in London. Doors 7pm Chalk 8pm SPRINTS 9pm

Top 10 gigs ever I reckon @SPRINTSmusic @O2ForumKTown

Really enjoyed @jonronson at The Forum in Bath. Will have to now read his books 📚

Where else would you rather be on the last Friday before Christmas? Come & have a party night to remember! 7:30pm-11:30pm Friday 20th December at the Victoria Hall, Hartley Wintney. Tickets are limited. Get yours NOW at hartleywintneyscouts.com/xmas

Hey Trump voters. Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday. Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.

Remember the French trader who bet $40 million on Trump winning the election? He must be celebrating right now as both his predictions, Trump taking the electoral college and winning the popular vote, come true.

Not so worried about this now, eh Don!? 🙄

Un-United States of America

They’re gonna vote Trump back in, aren’t they!? 🫣

@chris_simcoe @NPASSouthEast @NPAShq Apparently a missing person, who has been located. From a single source but trustworthy person told me, so fingers crossed all ok now

@hartleywintney @NPASSouthEast @NPAShq I was certainly circling for a long time and then had the spotlight going. Hope all is okay.

Hope nothing serious?@NPASSouthEast @NPAShq