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Jamming with dog

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@BeGreatEducate1 @JoshPateCFB You are rarted

@JoshPateCFB is getting absolutely hammered in the comments, & honestly, it’s not surprising. Choosing to interview Trump right now, after everything that’s come out in the Epstein files, was always going to spark backlash. What I don’t understand is this: Trump is arguably the most litigious public figure in America. He sues media outlets, political opponents, & critics constantly. Yet despite being called a pedophile by countless people online & in public discourse, he hasn’t filed a single defamation suit over that specific accusation. Why? Discovery. Defamation cases open the door to sworn testimony, document production, & evidence requests. If someone truly believed those accusations were baseless & defamatory, you’d expect immediate legal action, especially from someone who sues as often as he does. The silence on that front raises legitimate questions. @JoshPateCFB you are on the wrong side of this.

President Trump will join the show Sunday

Woman chilling on a park bench with her dog when a Muslim man walks up, motions her to leave, raises his hand to smack the dog and she snaps "Don't hit my dog!" He responds with a full beheading gesture pointed right at the pup. Liberals elected these people to run things.

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government: "Don't care. Pay up." You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received. Next month? That card drops back to $50. Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs. That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax... Now picture this. Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off. But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have. So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday. Gone. To pay a tax on money that was never real. Now picture the opposite. Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it. Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000. He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore. Does the government give him his money back? No. Does the government give him his truck back? No. Does the government care? No. They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine. You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive. You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things. It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday. They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created. There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate. I hope you understand what's at stake.

I'm clearly a terrorist, so I'm afraid they are going to have to arrest me

Programmers were asked to make the worst volume control for a contest btw they are incredible 😂

Quentin was only 23, when an antifa mob beat him to death for defending women in Lyon, France. Pray for his soul.

Hi @JellyRoll615 can I post that alleged hush money deal you allegedly sent over with an alleged threat that if I won’t sign it you’d allegedly sue me?? 💁🏼‍♀️ Really sucks that you couldn’t be man enough to apologize for all the INSANE things you did but here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lemme know! Oh… and I heard your publicist is launching a smear campaign against me for not taking the alleged deal. That’s not very Christian at all. Probably don’t do that.

Maya is still fighting for her life. Please keep her in your prayers. 🙏🏻

My goodness.

Because it does as long as you don’t quit

I can’t imagine a more perfect allegory for race relations than a black guy saying “Never forget what they did to us!” In reference to a picture of two good Samaritan white guys helping an injured black guy

ELON MUSK: "For people that have lost a limb... arm or leg... In the future, we'll be able to attach an Optimus arm or legs... working with Neuralink and Tesla. So it goes far beyond just operating a robot hand, but replacing limbs..."

A federal law enforcement source has confirmed to me that the Pima County Sheriff is blocking the FBI from analyzing some of the physical evidence in the abduction of Savannah Guthrie’s mother, Nancy Guthrie, as first reported by Reuters. Instead, the Sheriff has sent the physical evidence to a private lab in Florida. The FBI’s laboratory in Quantico has significant structural advantages that most private labs simply cannot match, and it is run and staffed by career professionals, not political appointees. This development comes amid existing tensions between federal and local law enforcement in this case. Local officials also delayed cooperating with federal authorities in the days after Nancy Guthrie’s abduction.

@Jaxweah $80K that’s it

You guys need to understand what’s happening behind the scenes in comedy Even in South Florida it’s controlled by leftists OR people who are still terrified of the woke mob I have comics trying to get bookers to kick me off lineups once they see my account, and venues that won’t consider booking me But there is a cohort of bookers and comics who hold the line A triggered woman tried to get me kicked off stage this week, but the show’s producer said to her “Just for that, she gets 5 extra minutes” A venue asked me not to include their logo in my posts because “you can’t joke about that”, but now they’re regretting it because the clip went viral I would rather post the joke from home than stand on stage and censor what I say Stand up is a battlefield for free speech The fight is so far from over, but I’m just getting started We’re going to kick the teeth in of these cowards — and then get them to laugh Thanks for following

Madness

LEFTISTS: Britain was a terrible force of colonization thrust upon the Indian people. ALSO LEFTISTS: There are only 4M Muslims in Britain and they are awesome, perfectly good chaps. How dare you compare them to colonizers. FACTS: - Brits never made up more than 0.1% of India during the Colonial period. (About 150-250K) - Muslims make up about 6.5% of the UK. (3.9M) - Mohammed is the most common children's name in UK. - 25% of school aged children in London are Muslim. - 39K / 43K individuals on MI5s terror watchlist are muslim. (That's about 1/100 Muslims) - Non-EEA migrants (AKA Muslims) cost the British taxpayer $12B annually. - And almost daily there's a new story of an Asylum Seeker raping a young girl. But don't you dare call them hurtful names.

For reference, this is how we vote in the US House: 1) Insert photo ID 2) Press button