Tinfoil Hat Puritan

Interesting, because I was just thinking about how God shows us the depth of friendship between David and Jonathan, and that verse, “Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.”

That was a close one

@EarthBrah We’ll allow it

@HatPuritan Can it be made in my bedroom?

Not feeling great today so I am listening to my body. So far it has said yogurt four times

@schtheven @bielpmw There’s some irony here, right?

@bielpmw This is what they currently think

Teaching my kids about Islam by showing them Aladdin.

@gmk_julie @MartinIturriBi

@HatPuritan @MartinIturriBi waiting

Sometimes you can just reach out to an old friend and see how they’re doing.

@gmk_julie @MartinIturriBi Sorry, let me try again

@HatPuritan @MartinIturriBi I mean a few happy face emojis could go along way

@gmk_julie @MartinIturriBi Excuse me?? I was full of joy

@HatPuritan @MartinIturriBi I texted you this very thing hours ago. You showed no joy.

“Lie to them for two centuries, then gaslight them for questioning NASA.”

@Lady_Broski Come on over!

@Lady_Broski I’ve basically doxed myself with my flowers.

@littlebillie Your family has been on my mind throughout the day with a mixture of sadness about the circumstance but awe at your response. It’s beautiful to hear your faith in the midst of sorrow. He is good. ❤️

The most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen was born on Monday, April 13th, 2026. She spent an hour and 8 minutes feeling nothing but the love of her mom and dad, and meeting her brothers and sisters; the answer to our biggest prayer. She’s entrusted to the Lord’s keeping until the day He has promised to return and wipe every tear from our eyes, and death shall be no more. We treasure every moment we had with her until that day comes. Thank you can’t adequately express our gratitude for the many friends here who have prayed for us- many names and faces I will never know, but brothers and sisters in Christ who have lifted us up before the Lord, our only Sustainer. God is good.

I named them all Brilyn Hollyhock.

Bless you, Jasmine.

God is so good. He turned what I figured would be a dumb call to Apple support into a 30 minute convo with a fellow believer about Him and His kingdom.

@saguaro_ghost Nope, not really

@HatPuritan oh nooo 😂 I’m sure it looked better than this!!

my coworker told me i look like nicole kidman, i think it was a compliment but hard to know for sure

@Lady_Broski 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

My parents just built themselves a beautiful new kitchen, with ample counter space. My mom makes her own yogurt regularly, and has plenty of room to make the yogurt in the kitchen, but she doesn’t want to mess up the kitchen’s aesthetic. So she makes her yogurt in their bathroom.

@EarthBrah 😂

@HatPuritan I have an idea where she could hide the yogurt

@MartinIturriBi Enticing, right?

@HatPuritan Bathtub youghurt