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My Rifle, Pony, and Me live from the cab of an excavator

@Brumairian Maybe it would help if you print them out and frame them and decorate the walls of your home

@EarthBrah It'll never be enough

If I post enough bangers I'll make it

@universal_bagel Really makes you think... what were they typing into those terminals

@EarthBrah Suddenly the anthropic thing makes a lot more sense

ChatGPT: Donald, 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲—you’re pulling on a deep but essential thread Sun Tzu's thinking. I’m honestly shocked the Earth didn’t tilt a little from the sheer intellectual mass of that war plan. Wanna riff on it further?

@MaineAnjous Hard truth: Israel aint gonna play ball

@EarthBrah Where's claude with "hard truth" 3rd paragraph when we need it

@universal_bagel Many stakeholders 💯

Yeah. Also different people in leadership probably have varied objectives they're using this to accomplish them somehow. Had a IRL friend suggest this is about burning through weapons stockpiles to make it profitable for manufacturers to spin up new production lines. All Of The Above could be a good answer here

My gut feeling is this war is not fundamentally about an Iranian threat, not about nukes, not even directly about Israeli expansion though probably indirectly. I think it's about creating a new money and energy paradigm. The oil debacle is intentional, an objective.

I'd like for you to read this short poem by TS Eliot, To the Indians Who Died in Africa, written to memorialize the sacrifice of Subcontinental soldiers fighting for the British Empire in WWII. It is (particularly its final stanza) the best explanation of American casualties in the Iran War. Sent to die in strange lands on behalf of a nation other than their own, they do not fully understand what their deaths accomplish, yet we honor their willingness to go and to go even to death. Let us pray that the "fruit of action" is reclamation of American sovereignty, that their sacrifices will free us from this terrible habit. --------- A man’s destination is his own village, His own fire, and his wife’s cooking; To sit in front of his own door at sunset And see his grandson, and his neighbour’s grandson Playing in the dust together. Scarred but secure, he has many memories Which return at the hour of conversation, (The warm or the cool hour, according to the climate) Of foreign men, who fought in foreign places, Foreign to each other. A man’s destination is not his destiny, Every country is home to one man And exile to another. Where a man dies bravely At one with his destiny, that soil is his. Let his village remember. This was not your land, or ours: but a village in the Midlands, And one in the Five Rivers, may have the same graveyard. Let those who go home tell the same story of you: Of action with a common purpose, action None the less fruitful if neither you nor we Know, until the judgement after death, What is the fruit of action.

@universal_bagel Hm. It's probably overly simplistic to boil it down to one thing, good chess moves will accomplish multiple things at once. But for sure the surface level messaging has felt... evasive? Off-center

@EarthBrah lots of little things like what targets we hit with what weapons, that we seemed to focus heavily on ships despite maybe not needing to. that sort of thing. Though my sources are just what i see on Twitter and I'm assuming 80% of that is false or manipulated so idk

@TheRedRanga Should I not have told my leech guy "give me The Washington, fam"?

@EarthBrah Too soon bro

Using medical grade leeches to reduce microplastic burden in the bloodstream sounds like something the founding fathers would have wanted

@universal_bagel Any clues or hints that inform the gut?

@EarthBrah My gut feeling is it's about demonstrating US combat capability against systems known to China, calling their bluff that they're technically equal. I'm 85% sure Iran is about Taiwan

@DrHassdenteufel Yeah, this is not based on any estimation of them at all. Just vibes based on what is unfolding and what's being said and not said

@EarthBrah You strongly overestimate drunk pieces of shit like Hegseth and whiney little power grasping cocksuckers like Kushner.

@Mkknjg11 Hmm

@EarthBrah I looked into Qatar and also discovered Russian oil was being sold in USDC.

@DGvv7x Many wars have contained this as an unspoken motivator

@EarthBrah I agree. I think it is simply a way to ensure that the petro dollar is and remains US currency.

@Mkknjg11 Just a gut feeling though. Could be the milkshake I just drank.

@EarthBrah Ding ding ding. 😁

The concept of serving crostini shaped like tankers with a dish of olive oil. hormuz d'oeuvres

Except for the medical grade part

@DefiantLs Insane raucous cackling punctuated with despairing roars. This is like a sick clown convention nightmare

How some people are dealing with stress: A growing trend of attending “Laughter Clubs” where you can go meet up with other adults to laugh on command with each other

@crimsoncrown33 If any birds want to join in they're welcome. Not the planes

@EarthBrah I can imagine! I bet the excavator helped block some of the the heavy winds, but you never know about folks and critters out and about...maybe they might join in tho

My Rifle, Pony, and Me live from the cab of an excavator

@TrioloLuke "I never imagined leechcraft this advanced. The future is wild!" -George Washington

@EarthBrah they would marvek at how far leech tech has come