Steven

@w0rm_face Glad I asked twitter urban dictionary didn’t mention this one

@schtheven Like from shameless? You were cool then turned into a cop? 😜

Son calls me a Carl now I need to urban dictionary wth that means.

@fractal_grid Now that would be a deep insult

@schtheven back in my day this was carl

Urban dictionary doesn’t mention this but the lovely wife thinks it’s the male version of Karen

@bluthwayne77 Time to sell

I filled my car at 6 AM today and when I drove back to my office 3.5 hours later, the price had jumped 20 cents.

@flatearthrespct The elation when they pick up. The despair when they’re in the wrong department.

@schtheven Real time analysis of waiting on hold...

I’ve been on hold with the irs for 2 hrs and 41 mins hbu

I didn’t select the right option in the menu and got the guy who orders blank forms for you.

They close in 38 minutes

@Mnthiker5 I’ve thought of 2,749 things that would be better

@schtheven 😄 sounds like a good time

@Geoffiam Eg soviet russia

@schtheven I love it that there are people who have no impetus to be productive who just tell productive people no.

@twink_letits Lol never heard of it

@schtheven Omg you blessed child I'm jealous you don't know what it is Dumb stupid movie lol

@twink_letits That’s a tv show?

@schtheven That's an entire Marty Supreme

@samsko Lol it’s internet slang for strong

@schtheven Stronk??

My number was always 18, but some other girl on the team took it that year and i got stuck with 11 😒

@litrallyhitlr @prettywiseass But seriously what is it with public school teachers and 14 year olds?

@schtheven @prettywiseass I’m sure there’s some lovely public school teacher who would love to give you a chance

It’s my twitter anniversary. I signed up 14 years ago this day and I still don’t know how to use this dumb app.

@prettywiseass @litrallyhitlr Ugh I’m cooked

@schtheven @litrallyhitlr I'm pretty sure that's the new wall or whatever

@LoschbourStev Gm Stev!

Good morning

@litrallyhitlr At least 14!

@schtheven You old as hell nigga

@twink_letits Oh like a weird voodoo lady with a bone necklace or something?

@schtheven LOL no like oddities shop style 😅

Pour one out for this poor fella