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@RepThomasMassie Chill out, nothing wrong with some humor, If anything it's refreshing/comforting to see these government agencies are ran by people just like you and me

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

I just wanted to let you know I found my way, and I hope he's taking care of you. He really is an amazing man while he was my best friend. Somebody had to get rid of that witch for him to fly. I was not happy, so you deserved better. I just know your little one is beautiful ❤️

@NickAdamsinUSA You're an embarrassment

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

Last night I saw, “MELANIA,” for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out — A MUST SEE! amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

@DmarieFree @ElonMusk_LordX There's 35 sisters... So it would be 35 times 3 babies...

@ElonMusk_LordX Parents + Sons = 7 7 + 35 sisters = 42 42 + (7x3) 21= 63 Answer = 63

@WhiteHouse What did he do that was against the law? At most trespassing and disturbing the peace from what I've seen... We don't need the attorney general of the United States getting involved in this... If you don't see what's happening you're blind

Checkmate.

@rukky_nate Stocks or Bitcoin? Would take mins to buy those

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?

@Asmongold @dancingofpens Except it's clearly in the constitution and written that way for a reason, are you dumb? Anyone can be an American, you people forget accepting immigration is what made America the most powerful nation on earth...

@dancingofpens Yeah, hopefully they'll end birthright citizenship An obvious exploit, clearly intended for former slaves If neither of your parents are citizens, then you shouldn't be defaulted to one either

is anything good ever going to happen again

@C_3C_3 The difference between Republicans and Democrats is democrats actually want to put Clinton in prison if he did bad shit, you trump humpers wouldn't care if it happened on live TV, you worship him like weirdos

The number of times Jeffrey Epstein visited… Clinton White House: 17 Trump White House: 0 The Media and Democrats left this out.

@mazemoore If he molested little girls then yes he should be outted too... Are you all dumb?

Bill Gates hung out with Epstein before and AFTER Epstein became a convicted sex offender. His relationship with Epstein is even said to have played a role in his divorce. Any Democrats mentioning his name? Of course not. They wouldn’t dare.

@EricLDaugh I'm confused who this benefits? It's not the insurance companies, they are losing government money, it's not hospitals as there'll be less people with insurance to pay for the cost of care. Who's benefiting from taking this subsidy away?

🚨 BREAKING: In an incredible sight, Sen. Bernie Sanders is ERUPTING on the Senate floor due to the Democrats caving on the shutdown to Donald Trump “What this Senate is about to do is make things WORSE!! 😡” GREAT sign! The far left is mad tonight! 🔥

@RobertM34414336 @SZurcherYOOPER @BarackObama Simple question, do you think poor people should just die because they don't have money? Lol ask yourself that. Healthcare should be "free" for all and paid for with our taxes as a service to it's citizens. Keeping people healthy also helps the economy...

Thirteen years ago today, I signed the Affordable Care Act into law. The night the ACA passed was incredibly meaningful, because we knew the law would have a profound impact on the lives of millions of people. And it has.

@SZurcherYOOPER @BarackObama If you have to pay that .much it probably because you're making over 100k and can afford it...

@BarackObama Profound to the point where I haven't been able to afford traditional insurance since. I'm not paying $23,000 per year and a $9,000 deductible for my wife and I to have BCBS of MI. $32,000 per year for the pleasure of Obamacare! Obamacare screwed the people in rural areas!

@Rondo2 @BarackObama Are you pro-life?

@BarackObama Yes. It's had a profound impact. It shoved the cost of my family's health insurance up by over 600%! Thanks for making a challenging situation into a monthly existential issue.

@Hugh__Simpson @BarackObama Are you pro-life?

@BarackObama Weird.. that is around the same time my insurance tripled...

@CptPuffy @QsmpES You seem like a genuine friend to him

@QsmpES THE ONE THAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR 👏

WELCOME TO THE QSMP, BAD BOY HALO

@AAnswer8 @AndrewDesiderio @chrislhayes Show me when the American government forced a company or successful got mass data on the people of other countries from a private company...

TikTok CEO is asked whether parent company ByteDance has spied on Americans at the direction of the Chinese Communist Party. “I don’t think ‘spying’ is the right way to describe it,” Shou Chew responds. Incredible.

@Houagg77 @RuralEnergyUSA It's called renewable because it's virtually infinite... Oil and gas will run out one day, we have a 100 years MAX with oil and gas. and that's a fact. Might as well start the transition now and help bring down the destructive CO2 emissions

@RuralEnergyUSA Renewable is a bad name. There is nothing renewable about wind and solar. The wind doesn’t blow sometimes and the sun doesn’t shine. Natural gas, nuclear and coal are the only reliable energy sources

Landowners across #Texas benefit from #Wind #Solar #Oil #NatGas dallasnews.com/opinion/commen…

@GeorgeNotFound @CounterStrike Bro don't even stream, why would they let you play it early?

@CounterStrike LET ME IN PLEASEEEE 🥺🥺🥺

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