Gabriel Hatch

@mason__clark_ @CTrefugees @REALLYOFFENDYOU Notice the plateau over the past 25 years.

@CTrefugees @REALLYOFFENDYOU @HatchHomes2

She's an RN in St Augustine Florida. She should probably come to the table with $40,000 to $60,000 down like everybody is supposed to. I assume a salary of about $70,000 a year. I set Zillow to a maximum of 30 minutes from the largest hospital in Augustine. She could get a nice starter home right here... zillow.com/homedetails/66… ...probably at about $1,300 month and it has the benefit of not requiring her to come to the table with a big down payment. If she wants to overextend herself, which I think is retarded but whatever, she can go to about 1800 a month at a place like this... zillow.com/homedetails/90… This is all I've ever done for investment. It's not hard. I have sympathy if you're a single bartender or something but there's no reason an RN should be screwing up something like this.

@mason__clark_ @CTrefugees @REALLYOFFENDYOU Won't happen. Prices follow basic supply and demand principles. If only the upper class can afford them, there won't be enough demand to sustain those prices, and the market will return to a place that allows for enough buyers to satisfy demand.

@CTrefugees @REALLYOFFENDYOU @HatchHomes2 Sure, and wages aren’t keeping up with inflation (I take it you mean home prices would stay flat in purchasing power terms). If this trajectory continues only the upper class will be able to afford to buy a house.

@REALLYOFFENDYOU @CTrefugees Average annual appreciation is 4%. After 5 years, on average her $200,000 purchase is worth $243k. After all fees and expenses, she would profit $23k conservatively. Better than 10% return on your living expenses, as opposed to never seeing any return on rent.

Owning a home for 2-5 years has no gain... you don't actually start building equity till after 5 years as its all front loaded for interest. Every little bit of equity she does build will be wiped from realtor commission and Florida land transfer tax. A shoe box 1 bed 1 bath will have very little price appreciation as well. The math doesn't make sense

@JovanyDiaz35 Altmeyer. Oh wait....

Who is the best QB that Norvell has recruited out of high school?..

@aakashgupta 1. You only charged labor for the plating of the food, while you factored all prep and cook time when preparing at home. 2. Your entire premise centers around the idea that you are an idiot. Throwing away 99% of your seasonings, overspending on protein, etc.

Panda's food cost on that plate is around $3. They sell it to you for ~$11. If you tried to make it at home you probably spent $15 on ingredients and an hour of your life to lose this race. Here's why the scale math is brutal. Panda buys boneless chicken thighs at wholesale: around $2/lb, sometimes less on contract. The same cut at your grocery store runs $3-5/lb. You're paying a 2x retail markup before you've turned on the stove. Then stack the ingredient tax. Orange chicken at home needs cornstarch, soy sauce, rice vinegar, sesame oil, orange juice, brown sugar, garlic, ginger, and frying oil. Each bottle costs $3-8. You use a tablespoon of each and toss the rest a year later. Panda buys these inputs in drums and the per-plate seasoning cost rounds to zero. Labor is where the comparison breaks. A Panda cook plates 200-300 entrees per shift. Marginal labor is ~90 seconds at ~$18/hr, so about $0.50 of labor per tray. You spent 45 minutes on yours. At any honest hourly rate, the time cost more than the meal. Panda sells 115 million pounds of orange chicken a year. At that volume, they're functionally a food manufacturer with 2,400 retail outlets. The plate is the last step in a commodities pipeline. A chain running 90-second wok labor on commodity chicken beats your home kitchen every time. That's the whole business.

@BertRuizz @ReesesAlterEgo @TJ_Pittinger This was specifically about QB recruiting. He has landed blue-chip QBs, failed to develop them and portalled over them.

@HatchHomes2 @ReesesAlterEgo @TJ_Pittinger Dude hasn’t gotten a top10 class out of HS in 7 years. Not even after 13-1 … he is a terrible recruiter.

Mike Norvell got us?

@ReesesAlterEgo @TJ_Pittinger I mean... yeah. It's a development issue. Don't want Norvell here anymore, I'm just not gonna act like literally everything is awful. Recruiting isn't great, but QB recruiting has been alright. QB development hasn't been.

@HatchHomes2 @TJ_Pittinger lol, sounds like a development problem, how many kids out of high school have gone pro under Norv? Not transfers

@saniyafatma1278 When you try to sell, it will be a problem even if you decide you don't care right now.

@ReesesAlterEgo @TJ_Pittinger Kromenhoek was a top50 overall recruit, AJ Duffy was top 150. He can land kids. Then they suck once they get here.

@TJ_Pittinger Norv can’t recruit QB’s out of high school 🤣 We might get him out the transfer portal in a year and half tho!

@FLftballSuck @PeteNakos @On3 The kid from Oklahoma is a true freshman who had season ending knee surgery before stepping foot on campus. Sperry is the only other scholarship QB on campus. We are supposed to ride with 1 QB and hope for the best?

@PeteNakos @On3 Why did yall get Daniels? When yall have sperry and the kid from Oklahoma. Yall development is pitiful. I hope yall don’t turn sperry into a Glenn

Sources have told @On3 that after the first Florida State scrimmage, it’s a clear two-way QB competition between Ashton Daniels and Kevin Sperry. More: on3.com/news/florida-s…

@BudElliott3 Ochuko 😭

Those of y'all who are doing the "this is the worst defensive depth chart I have ever seen" 09 Yes, 2009 had two guys way better than anyone they are running out now, but it also had a lot of guys who shouldn't have been on scholarship or who were way too young to be playing.

@TJ_Pittinger The answer will always be Jameis. Give him Danzi, Duce and Boggs.... we may not stop everyone, but our games would be a race to 40.

If you could add any former FSU player to this 2026 roster, who would it be?

@GringoElCamino @seminolegoat In the ACC, he would have enough talent to win 9-11 every year and frequently make the new playoff structure. He'd get consistently smoked in the playoffs though. If you force me to pick between the 2, I'd take Jimbo. But if we settle for Jimbo, that's a problem.

@seminolegoat Other than nostalgia, I don’t understand why anyone would want Jimbo back. He had every advantage at A&M and he utterly failed. But he’s going to do more with less at FSU?

Couldn’t agree more. But I think the game may have passed Jimbo up. Still one of the greatest recruiter the game has ever seen but I don’t trust his offense anymore

@AlTheBoss03 Chipper

Name a player — not named Derek Jeter or Cal Ripken Jr. — that you respect the most for staying loyal to one team for their entire career. In an era of constant movement, those guys are rare. Who’s your pick? 👇⚾ Bonus points if you watched them their whole career.

@CentralNorvell I think Norvell could be fantastic.... at his next stop. I think he has recognized his mistakes, but it is more than a 1 year fix and he doesn't have the time to do it right.

On3 analyst Andy Staples thinks that Florida State’s Mike Norvell is a fired coach walking in 2026. I realize that the Seminoles have not performed up to expectations, but I still believe in Mike Norvell, this assistant coaching staff, the front office, and the roster. 🍢

@rtardsinmedia @seminolegoat You pulled the only team in the modern era to win a title without 50% blue chips. Thanks for proving my point.

Say what you want but if CMN recruited blue chips at a high level we’d be a contender every year in Tally

@JhalinTen @Brondain @Mich_MHA @xevekiah The actual point is this: there is a microscopic chance of being rated by the man you encounter. There is a strong probability of being mauled to a gruesome death by the bear. Anyone choosing the bear is either lying or an idiot.

@HatchHomes2 @Brondain @Mich_MHA @xevekiah So, you can't actually read. So pathetic.

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear. Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar. A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer." *mic drop*