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@1Nicdar I dont think either of them are biologically capable of reproduction. Im realizing thats the joke now..

I couldn’t do it, civilization would end.

@crellythecow The worst is some toilets have the water higher, so you sit down, shift a lil bit and your nuts slightly get dipped in doo doo water

DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN

@BunBoy_Tsu Brother aaides from cherry picked freaked nobody even knows wuk lmao has a tran VA or cares. The VA is trash. The plot of DT is trash. Its the most filler nothing burger storyline that does not respect your time. & then on top of it wuk lmao is glazed as the hero

I'mma be real with you. A majority of the people who "genuinely" hate her and spout off shit like "Woke Lmao" are just very vocal transphobes. They only dislike her because her English VA is trans. That's literally it.

@Quaddonyo @b0iburrit0 Im not a weeb, sports guy or 12 years old so 90% of that list is not interesting to me at all.

Assuming you didn't have a Switch 1, why don't you try games that were on there, like: - Xenoblade 1/2/3/X - Fire Emblem Three Houses - Fire Emblem Engage - Super Mario Odyssey - Zelda BOTW - Zelda TOTK - Kirby & The Forgotten Lands - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Astral Chain - Yoshi's Crafted World - Splatoon 3 - Bayonetta 1/2/3 - Zelda Link's Awakening Remake - Pikmin 3/4 - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door remake - Super Mario Maker 2 - Metroid Dread - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Super Mario Bros. Wonder - Metroid Prime Remastered - Mario Party - Pokemon - Luigi's Mansion 3 - Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - Nintendo Switch Sports - Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE - Pokken Tournament - Collection of Mana - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Golf Story - Sports Story - Dead Cells - Hades 1/2

Biggest waste of fucking money

@lady_valor_07 Who tf is mark ruffalo

Actor Mark Ruffalo recently called Donald Trump “the worst human being in the world”. What would you like to say to Mark?

@ZoeGutier The exact reason I dumped this one women who literally did not clean, cook, or do much of anything during her free time but "bed rot" Her pets would literally eat pills n shit shes dropped on the floor, puke, and the puke would just dry up. Absolutly horrid

He echado de casa a mi hermano de 28 años. Porque no sabe ni freír un huevo. Vino a quedarse "unos días." Lleva 3 semanas. Ayer llego a casa: Cocina destrozada. Sartén quemada. Basura desbordando. —¿Qué ha pasado? —Intenté hacer pasta. Se me quemó. No sé usar la vitro. Tiene 28 años. VEINTIOCHO. —¿Y los platos? —No sé usar el lavavajillas. —¿Has probado a leer las instrucciones? —Es que no se me ocurrió. Le digo que tiene una semana para irse. Me llaman mis padres cabreados: —¡Es tu hermano! —Es un adulto de 28 años que no sabe freír un huevo. —Siempre fue sensible. No queríamos agobiarlo con tareas. —Pues enhorabuena. Habéis criado a un inútil. Cuelgan ofendidos. Ayer mi hermano me escribe: "He encontrado piso. Me voy mañana. Gracias por nada." Hoy viene a recoger sus cosas. —Esta es Laura. Mi novia. Me voy a vivir con ella. Laura sonríe. Simpática. Agradable. 2 horas después me escribe Laura: "Hola. Soy la novia de tu hermano. ¿Me puedes explicar cómo se pone una lavadora? Es que él no tiene ni idea y yo tampoco." Dos adultos de casi 30 años. Viviendo juntos. Sin saber poner una pxta lavadora. Pero aquí está el problema: No es solo mi hermano. Es una generación entera. Criados por padres que "no querían agobiarlos." Que les hicieron todo. Y ahora hay adultos viviendo juntos sin saber cocinar, limpiar o gestionar su propia vida. Bienvenidos a 2026. Donde dos adultos con trabajo y casa necesitan un tutorial para lavar ropa. Enhorabuena, padres. Habéis criado inútiles funcionales. Y encima se reproducen.

@Michaeldudufudu Because its the same as a child who lashes out when their sibling gets birthday presents & they didnt even tho it isnt their birthday. So they destroy, take, and put up a fit. Less than 1% of the population btw. We'd do best to just ignore & let them neck theirs elves

Genuinely why do they have to trans everything?

@Pirat_Nation ....so the person was drawing CP, and got arrested for drawing CP. Whats the issue?

UK-based VTuber and artist Mimi Yanagi was arrested on April 20 for her own drawings of anime-style characters. These drawings were 100% fictional, made up by her, with no real people involved. UK law still treats these kinds of drawings as illegal child pornography, police took all her computers and devices. She has now been released on bail, but she is not allowed to post any “adult” content. She must also use an account name approved by the police. The UK is lost, you can’t even draw now, they will put you in prison

@MJalenBell @basedganyu Black Twitter is over by the mud huts. Instead of Twitter tho, yall just write shit in the mud

@basedganyu How did I get to white twitter and where’s the exit.

"Erm, I don't wanna do a heckin racism, but how come 80% of school chimp outs come from blackerinos? Explain in disney terms"

@Maziodyne_ Brother im more confused on why we're doing literally what the bad guys wanted to do in endwalker lmfao. Jap writers just dont know how to stop adding shit. Its like a 10 year old writing "And then, and then, and then"

Who tf is this and when can I see her, ive seen her on my page for like a day now ☹️

@LillyDevall Then dont play it? Everything you typed is a personal problem that can be easily solved, yet you desperately want attention it seems like.

I hate this system so fucking much, TF you mean we've got another shitty battle pass after this??????? I don't wanna do frontlines or cc, I want to do actual enjoyable content that doesn't make me miserable.

@downbadcomment Wait why is the question why bro cant shoot loads 30 meters

@harukaawake Basically, theres Chinese, japanese, Korean, and jungle nigga Asians. Thats bout it

Not sure why some people are offended by this. No one thinks people from Lebanon are "Asians". It's just that Asia is really big. While Europe is connected through Christianity and common ethnic origins, Asia simply isn't. So it makes no sense to put all of us together.

@KimKardashein07 @jimmysoldout Yall still file taxes? Lmfao I forgot that shit exists

@jimmysoldout No shade but you literally filed your taxes late….you aren’t the queen of finances

no shade but why would i literally ever buy a home… you still have to pay a mortgage monthly that would be the same cost as just paying rent atp. and at least with renting, the expenses for anything that goes wrong falls into the landlord instead of on you

@AntiWokeMemes Its okay, I forgot you exist, or what you even look like until now tbh considering obese black women are basically 90% of all black women.

White People What is your response to Lizzo?

@reggieperez @MDMA_Enjoyer Uh huh yeah not really. Basically anything south of Mexico is also mexican because nobody even knows what exists down there

@MDMA_Enjoyer No todos los latinos somos mexicanos, nuestras culturas son mucho más diversas.

Latinos don’t feel the need change skin color is because their culture is more than skin color, it’s food, traditions religion, ect… so for Latinos to be represented they only need to add bits of those in. For black Americans their skin color alone is their culture

@AstraKaida @dogmilk225 @catgirlprostate Yes, colonized and killed a bunch of tribal, worthless sub IQ natives. Whats your point? Throw away your phone, computer, TV, any tech and start shitting on streets and living in trash if you so desperately hate how you live now

@dogmilk225 @catgirlprostate You need AI for your statement because it's stupid. You didn't create a country from scratch lmao, you just colonised and killed a bunch of people. Even so, you're denying the help from people who AREN'T white in creating and protecting said country, retard.

Literally every white person in Australia was an immigrant

@catgirlprostate Yeah and white people actually build, and make civilization better instead of shitting on streets and working at scam call centers. Without white people you would not be posting, or having the luxury of being free. Hate us all you want, but we gave you the life you enjoy.

@EmilySm43 Oh im not just shooting you. I have hogs, your ass gonna be breakfast for them my boy. Ain't nobody finding your corpse

Be brutally honest

@SlimeNotSoShady @SavageDonut64 @DearS_o_n Americans think any country that isnt America is 1800s tech. I bet they think most of Africa is mud huts still. You cant blame em tho, their ignorance is how billionaires profit

@SavageDonut64 @DearS_o_n Wait… you think they don’t have pc-s or consoles in Kenya?

A lot of young men nowadays would rather spend time playing video games and with their male friends instead of chasing women. Guys, What happened?