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@NinDonovan @basedganyu That’s grade A projection brother

@basedganyu The reason 80% of chimp outs come from blacks is because they are only 13% of the population. This limits it to 80% If they were half the population, one of two things would happen: 1) they would murder every white, or …

"Erm, I don't wanna do a heckin racism, but how come 80% of school chimp outs come from blackerinos? Explain in disney terms"

@roaringape69 @basedganyu You couldn’t define IQ

@basedganyu Its because the majority have a severely underdeveloped prefrontal cortex. Per majority dolphins have higher IQs. Whites built America and then flooded it with a population that is unable to adequately function in a civilized society.

@basedganyu How did I get to white twitter and where’s the exit.

@DynamoSuperX Im only guessing but i think people have an issue with the character because the mocap was done by an adult. Its an uncanny valley thing.

Okay, I don't get it. Why is there so much discourse over a robot girl dancing?

I fucking hate Instagram

@GamewithDave young justice on cartoonetwork, you could play as the boss once you beat him

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

All my gfs tell me “you deserve better” but they never actually do better.

@phenoatypical You ever talk to a 20 year old? Brother please.

I just straightforwardly don’t trust men who claim to not be physically attracted to women under twenty. They are either lying to me or lying to themselves for the purpose of social signaling. Regardless, I want nothing to do with it.

@bussypounder999 Why get married?

A thousand men liked this post but I am here to tell you that most of you guys can not handle a horny wife. My husband-to-be gives me full access to his body and you guys can not - I can stick things in his ass - I can slap his balls - I can keep sucking him even if he just came 5 seconds ago even if it feels a bit like torture - He wont bitch and whine if I lick his nipples, he wont cry like you guys and say that it makes him feel "too feminine" - I can bonk him 3 times a day if I want and force him to cum in me multiple times - I can spank him - I can dress him up in skanky outfits - He will diligently wash the inside of his ass with soap so I can stick my tongue in there - I can put my fingernails in his peehole you men havent dealt with a gooner girl and it shows

the cleanest tell that you're Projecting is how certain you are about someone else's interior

I’m a martian sunset.

Anderson Sylva just taunted jet upper

if you’re the table, why act like a rusty tool box

the only unconditional love ive seen is waking up, idgaf if u do

Cars is Cool Runnings and you can’t stop me.

Can't take the kid from the fight, you take the fight from the kid.

ineeda hurry into the genepool. iss too many dumb mfs wasting uterus in dis bih

@afkworldwide Unless we’re talking Wayans, i sincerely dgaf

@ElijahSchaffer I hope this isn’t supposed to be indicative of anything. You steal books from the comfort of your home online via pdf files. Maybe if you read one you’d understand why people aren’t ransacking Barnes and Nobles.

Ever notice bookstores have low security?

To be a geek with no problems to solve.