smiling really hard

*Opening instrumental of the rock show by blink 182* “Hanging out my naked butt and my pee nis”

The Yoshi's Island map screen theme is remarkably similar to the song "Anywhere Is" by Irish singer Enya. Both of these were composed around 1994 and released in 1995, meaning that neither of them could have been influenced by each other and this is an astounding coincidence.

Here is a demo my band SVS put out last month. We are playing tonight at duende youtu.be/F_UTRCZxgVs?si…

Love driving my Segway on a warm summer night listen to a good podcast with a cold beer...

*At a sports bar.* Someone: The yankees suck. Me: *ignores it*. Them: *keeps saying it and being aggressive.* Me: That’s not kind. Them: Excuse me? Me: It’s not kind and it can mean a lot to people. Them: *realizes they were being out of line.*

there should be a food that gets better the longer you cook it with no upper bound

Wait I forgot he’s on twitter @AllowingTexas

just met my cousin’s cat sooo cute

I'm a creative type. Paintings, statues, and music are actually pleasant to me.

I’m having so much fun at Disney world but I cannot stop thinking of myself as a rollercoaster tycoon NPC

Listening to music on vacation is frickin sweet

Oh my god they're the same song

I loveeeee when the drive thru experience is awkwardddd

@EdSunspot Stunning !!

I made the artwork for the upcoming LP by Belgian improvisation ensemble Razen's collaborative LP with composer Dick van der Harst- "Stained Glass Starling", coming in April on VIRNULVIER Records. It also includes a booklet with artwork for each song on the album.

@gennybeerluvr it starts in the belly but it does eventually get down there

@HaveANiceGreat Probably gives you ass fog too

I eat too much of the Starbucks food I think it give me brain fog!

shout out to my dad for retiring and getting the phrase “sponge bob retirement party” on the schedule of this prestigious private club

(earnestly, as a question) Why I oughta?