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@Timcast @youllownnothing $NOTHING will save us

you will own nothing and you will be happy

@AgentMaximalist @AzFlin @AutismCapital Brilliant!

>be me >1989 >board certified licensed autist specializing in 8-bit autism >work at the 1-900 Nintendo Power hotline >$0.95 per minute >parents across america are about to see phone bills that end marriages >clock in at 7am >first call >"i can't find the last heart container in zelda" >i close my eyes >i see the entire map of hyrule behind my eyelids >i have memorized every bombable wall, every burnable bush, every pushable block >this isn't a job >this is my calling >"go to the graveyard, push the second tombstone from the left in the third row" >kid loses his mind >"HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT" >because i have autism kevin >next call >kid has been stuck in the water temple for 6 hours >i talk him through it in 4 minutes >his mom gets on the phone crying >"thank you so much he was going to break the television" >i am a hero >13 hours a day of this >no bathroom breaks >i eat lunch while explaining how to beat mike tyson >"dodge left, dodge left, dodge right, star punch" >i am chewing a ham sandwich while saving childhoods >make $42,000 a year >buy a 4 bedroom house in the suburbs >i use the fourth bedroom as a dedicated nintendo room >every NES game ever made on a shelf organized alphabetically >neighbors think i'm a normal functioning adult >i am not >i am a man who has drawn the entire map of metroid from memory on graph paper >boss calls me into his office >"you handled 847 calls last month with a 99.2% resolution rate" >they give me a plaque >it says "Master Counselor" >i hang it next to my degree in 8-bit autism from the university of nintendo >my biggest problem is that some kid in ohio can't figure out how to beat super mario bros. 3 >i know the answer >i always know the answer

In the old days there was a thing called the Nintendo Power Line which was a 1-900 number you dialed from your phone that charged you $1.50/minute to get video game advice from a bonafide registered licensed autist to help you with whatever you needed. AI can't begin to compete.

@garyvee “I’m gonna spit my front tooth out and I’m gonna look right back at you and be like, ‘Now what?’” Love this bit I always enjoy reading your take, esp. when I’ve had a crappy day. Thanks Gary 🤍

@thefixisin718 @rohanpaul_ai Exactly!

@rohanpaul_ai So the agent is spying on employees lol. These guys are so clueless man lol

Coinbase CEO, Brian Armstrong: Some great insights on how they are using internally hosted AI Agents. "It’s connected to every Slack message, every Google Doc, and every Salesforce data confluence. Now, this is all linked up and the data is all aggregated, so you can ask these agents questions. Every team is using it—legal, finance, everything. It’s like the "Oracle of Coinbase." I’ve started to ask it things that go beyond just simple prompting, like "Hey, can you write this kind of memo for me?" I’m asking these AI agents now, as CEO, "What should I be aware of in the company that I might not be aware of?" It will tell me, "Did you know that there’s actually disagreement on this team about the strategy?" I realized I didn't know that, but the AI does because it can read every Slack message and every Google Doc. Tobi, who is on my board, calls this "reverse prompting." Instead of telling the AI agent what you want to do, you ask it what you should be thinking more about." --- From @theallinpod YT channel (link in comment)

@Capybaras_Daily Smol precious baby 🤍🫶🏻

Timeline cleanse, here is a cute baby capybara for ya! 😍

@TopDogRealOne @TaraBull Amen

@TaraBull Dear God, dear Lord in heaven, most holy Father, I come before you humbly and ask for you divine healing hand upon Chuck. In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ we pray. Praise be to God in heaven.

Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. Pray for Chuck

@61dodge @TaraBull He’s Chuck Norris

@TaraBull Dude is 86. Prayers for his recovery. But. Dude is 86.

@_Shadow36 Back you 💯 Shadow! Do you bro

A lesson to people here and myself: I called troll at 500k here publicly It went to 40m first run up then down to 9m then a vamp came out and passed us for a second.. we won then went back to 9-15m range They said I had 40% of coin bundled and I’ve been suppressing it. Then we rip to 288m and then they say I sold at 10m & i’m larping Then we die down to where we are at now and they said I farmed it back down Then Months later Frost( top holder) and Seal( cto lead) confirm I don’t sell the whole way up and I roundtripped 5 million dollars. While everyone kept shitting on me I gotta live w that forever( i believe troll will still go btw) but cool ill charge it to the game. ITS MY FAULT. I say all this to say.. fuck these people. Do what is best for you and your family. You will never be enough and they will constantly move the goal post just to hate you. CT isnt a game of who is good or bad… its only about who they like at the moment and they will turn a blind eye to all that person does. I’m doing me from here on out. Fuck em all.

@QuintenFrancois Excellent point!

Maybe wealthy people are realizing you need Bitcoin to flee a country instead of gold

@Shrouden123 @elonmusk @Cobratate Came here to say this And @ZssBecker toward the end??

@elonmusk Is that @Cobratate at the beginning? 👀

Minute-long story made w Grok Imagine

@anuatluru @blknoiz06 I make kickass homemade ice cream When I’m happy, all decisions are gold 😂

what’s your unmodelable edge?

@LiquidatedMM HODL onto your balls Ballhalla incoming ✋

$TESTICLE creeping toward $10M Supply got cleaned Strong holders stepped in This is where real legs start
ATH in sight

@_Shadow36 ⬜️

They need us, not the other way around. Never forget.

@youllownnothing Fuk that I’ll have nothing

meet your masters

@WassieBara Wat happened here bro?

@smau_ @WhiteWhaleMeme For love of the game 🤍

@WhiteWhaleMeme Y’all need to come together and give this fckng nigga his flowers. The price high or low, it doesn’t stop him from bag working — not like his life depends on it but because he’s doing it for the love of the game. Respect 🫡

Patience is an aquatic trait.

@datmason_ @twoshotsofty Mason and CAPY enjoying spring 🤍

Gm strangers Feeling pretty optimistic today

@datmason_ @twoshotsofty Mason! 🤍

JIM CRAMER JUST SAID: “Sometimes you have to hold your nose and buy” ... “When the averages come down too far, too fast, history says you need to be a buyer because when the market gets oversold, it will inevitably bounce.”

@Kylechasse @SECGov No Kyle. It’s alright. It’s just the SEC satisfying their investor education budget requirements for the year 😭

@SECGov Sad that this has to be said.

INVESTOR ALERT 🚨: Investors should never rely solely on information from group chats in making investment decisions. Be wary of any group chat where you receive investment advice from someone you don’t know – this is often how scams begin. ow.ly/upFW50Ytysa