Hayzeus

You’re a Hall of Famer in my eyes, @FredTaylorMade. Thanks for the memories.

Ryan Fox 👀

Don’t remember going to bed last night but woke up early enough to catch Day 4 of The Open. #blessed

Looks like Mbappé starts while Dembélé, Kane and Bellingham sit on the bench for this 3rd place game…

@MikeyOver1 Love you Mikey, hope all is well homie

My skull is vibrating, who put all that alcohol in my 16 drinks Only one cure

Fell asleep and missed this, but glad LAFC put up the BTA performance against the Galaxy and glad Son Heung-min was able to end the scoring drought. On to Real Salt Lake next week.

Missed watching Denis Bouanga score goals…2-0 and counting…

Marky Delgado with a nice finish to open up the scoring in El Tráfico…hope LAFC can maintain the momentum

Leave it to Costco to make a german-style beer that’s actually gas.

betting on the seattle sounders fuck am I doing man

@courtsidemenace Not sure if you’ve been introduced to Jackie Daytona yet…hilarious episode

I will be watching "What We Do In The Shadows" (2014) and I have heard nothing but great things! Excited to watch

@msmeliss024 AKME were legit throwing darts and missing the entire board 😔

Do we need to have a convo about Noa yet or is it too early?

@back2malik Walik…trust me brotha, you were better off without my WC picks…we’ll take some long shots once the casuals go back in hiding and the European club seasons start. Hope all is well homie.

@HayzeusF Quiet all World Cup when we needed you

Missed you so much…

Rose Lavelle…what a goal…absolutely a thing of beauty

Last WC tweet from me: The streak continues…no foreign coach has ever won a World Cup… That streak was enough for me to know Thomas Tuchel wasn’t getting it done today.

Also, shout out to Kylian Mbappé and Jude Bellingham. Played like they did at Real Madrid last year in the most important games of their respective WCs. Bozos.

Happy for Andrés Cantor FUCK YOU JORDAN PICKFORD, HOLD THAT L! Gracias, Lionel Messi 🐐

LOL…ENGLAND’S GOING HOME!

Golazo…I like Argentina’s chances. Fuck Jordan Pickford.

Messi magic incoming?