Marcus P. Hazelnut

@JoshuaBRobbins Josh, it's there any way you can find out the last time the Wizards hit a game winning shot at the buzzer? I guarantee the results would stun people.

Jordan Poole's 34th and 35th points of the night -- on a shot from 7 feet -- put Washington ahead 120-118 with 23.3 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter.

@dcsportsbog @hauchu I'm leaving for Amtrak right now!

Anyone taking the train to Philly for the game on Sunday? My guy @hauchu wants to chat with you about your up and back plans. Let us know.

@jumpingtheshark @WeeklyAudible The gift that keeps on giving

@WeeklyAudible @Hazelnut3000 you’re famous again.

“Congrats on beating a backup QB” Their competition the last decade:

@_MLFootball @EBJunkies @Tiller56 @CommandersRealm @PFTCommenter @Xommanders reddit.com/r/Commanders/s… My post on Reddit. They jacked up our prices on two sections by 300% And then relocated us assuming we couldn't pay.

🚨NEWS: The Washington #Commanders have RAISED SEASON TICKETS PRICES. The prices will go up by roughly 11% for the 2025 season. Washington is having their first winning season in close to 10 years… (Via WaPo)

@Andrew_Sidney1 @Markein What is going on with price gouging/ relocating your season ticket holders in sections 101 and 142. Our tickets went up around $5k per ticket, and invoices are being sent to us with relocated seats. These are multi-generational season ticket holders

reddit.com/r/Commanders/s… My post on Reddit. Most generational season ticket holders and I are being price gouged out of our seats/ straight up relocated against our will. @Markein @MagicJohnson @Commanders @john_keim

Marcus Mariota edition #RaiseHail

Live update from Capital One Arena #allcaps

I'm going to start posting images of this week's biggest #NFL headlines, made by A.I. Let's start off the year with a bang.

@Taadow18 @J2Httie35 @grantpaulsen @justinbarch There are no PSLs with the Commanders

@Hazelnut3000 @J2Httie35 @grantpaulsen @justinbarch Did this include PSL fees as well? If so, that sounds about right although that PSL is not yearly

The Commanders just announced that they are moving their business operations away from FedEx Field next season. Their business employees will be working out of offices at the University of Maryland. The move is being made "to meet greater demand for suites while expanding the franchise’s footprint in the state of Maryland. The move comes on the heels of growing business and fan engagement successes including 13 new sponsors, a 20 percent increase in the team’s season ticket holder base, and sellouts of all 2023 home games to date."

@J2Httie35 @grantpaulsen @justinbarch And with the new "auto-renew" system they put in, if we hadn't both contracted them separately, $11k would have been taken out of both our bank accounts without anybody telling us. Weren't even told of the price increase, that seems to possibly be a section-wide mistake (we hope)

@grantpaulsen @justinbarch @grantpaulsen, @Hazelnut3000 and I had the same issue, but does t seem like they’re proactively fixing it. We had to contact the team to address it.

The Nats are the hottest team in baseball. There, I said it.

Hail.

@cthedrick 😭😭😭

@Hazelnut3000 Yeet

The Hershey Bears goalie (and mvp of the Calder Cup) is the caddy from Happy Gilmore. (Also, go Bears. Go Caps. We're the Champs!)

@echostage @YvesTumor Set times?

TONIGHT!🖤 @YvesTumor ‘To Spite or Not to Spite Tour’ with Pretty Sick and The Foster Children hits #Echostage 🎸Last minute tickets and tables → tix.echostage.com/YvesTumor